Okay so, you know how all terrible things happen when you work at an office? Yeah. I've a host of stories that amount to Pepe Sylvia, but this one takes the cake for the most awkward.
So, I used to work IT and we had a pretty small break room in the back of the office. I was standing in there making a coffee when one of our new employees walks in on his break. This guy had a bad reputation already as he'd been making inappropriate conversations with people (most to do with sex or just bad sex jokes). Some laughed it off because they thought he was just bad at breaking the ice, so we all just let it slide since he was new.
I'm standing alone with my coffee and he looks at me and asks me if I'm doing anything after work. I told him I was going to go out with the guys and probably play video games or something. Suddenly he's right up in my face and asks me if I want to go to a movie with him instead. I politely declined because I didn't hardly know him and at this point I felt uneasy. I'm not a tall guy, but he's shorter than me and leaning into my face at this point.
He says: "I used to be in the military. If you go out with me, it'd be like supporting the troops." Just as he gets that line out, the big-boss from upstairs has rounded the corner to see my deer-eyed face begging him to save my ass. I hardly ever talked to the man but he knew a cornered animal when he saw one. Creepy guy looks over his shoulder and probably pees a little before realizing he's just fired himself from his new job. I never saw that dude again but my skin still crawls when I think about him.