I got one that went on about liking my comic so much that this person would be screaming if it wasn't for their gourmet lollipop. Then procceeded to elaborate on how Rainbow Sherbet is the best gourmet lollipop.
I got one on an episode where my characters were talking about suicide attempts and were hugging it out. It said, and I quote, "Okay you jumped on him hug him now all you have to do is pull down both yours and his pants and sit on his sausage "
I got one that said "F*ck me" on a random episode. Like, just "F*ck me", but like, uncensored. The same person asked "Can I have sex with you" on another episode. I couldn't figure out if this person was asking to be copulated by one of my characters or by me. Creepy either way.