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For as long as I could remember, I've been a dog. A trash-eating, leg-humping dog. They called me Rex. I'd sit when they told me, shut up when I'd bark too loud, and only shit outside, even in winter. It was a simple life. Boring, but nice. I had that terrible condition to love anyone who fed me. I'd learn soon enough that no matter how much I loved them, no matter how much I listened. They would never love me.
My simple, boring existence would all come crashing down on me the day I turned two. They who'd pat my head and call me a "good boy" would split my head open and shove a microchip inside my brain. They who'd play fetch with me would put me in a ring with other robot, brain-dead dogs and make me play their stupid sick games.
They who thought I was just a simple and boring dog would learn my bite is way fucking worse than my bark.
"Rex!â The call was muffled at first, like it was trapped in a glass jar. âRex! You lazy dog. Get your ass up!â
I let out an involuntary whine and put my paw in my specially designed gun holster. It didnât need damn thumbs to work.
âMarcus,â I said with a growl. âCall me a dog one more time and I will make sure you can never walk on two legs again.
I didnât have to see Marcus to know he was rolling his eyes. He huffed, âIs your brain glitching, or are you having another woe is me moment?â
âMarcus!â I barked and caused the boy in front of me to take a step back. He wouldnât show the fear in his face, but his scent gave him away. I toned down my aggression, but kept the authority in my voice, âWhat do you want?â
Marcus pressed his lips together stubbornly before speaking. He knew he let his own fear get the better of him. And I knew the human part of him hated that it was me that caused it. He finally let out a sigh, âWeâve received a distress signal on-â
âNo,â I said, cutting the boy off. âIâm on vacation.â
âBut!â Marcus tried again.
âFuck off, Marcus. I just finished getting the stench of Ezeerb guts out of my fur.â I buried my head in my paws and squeezed my eyes shut, trying to go back to sleep.
âItâs in the eighteenth quadrant. On the planet Loon.â
My ears twitched.
I kept my eyes shut as I spoke, âIs that the bird planet?â
I could hear Marcusâ smile widen as he said slowly, âYes.â
I popped up on all fours and strapped my gun on my back. Marcus looked small next to me. Standing proudly, my head could easily reach his chin- not including my ears of course. We probably weighed about the same, but Marcus was mostly made of skin and bone, whereas I was made of pure muscle and a cunning brain.
âWell, come on those poor pigeons need our help,â I said trotting over to the command deck of the ship.
âYou canât eat them, Rex!â Marcus called from behind me. He walked around me and opened the display of our coordinates. âIt would be counterproductive to make an oath on protecting the universe and then eat the beings we were supposed to help.â
âYou made that oath,â I remarked as I hopped onto the captain's chair. âI just joined the guild for the guns so I-â
âCan destroy the monsters that turned you into a monster.â Marcus sighed as he set up the ship for hyperspeed. âHonestly, Iâve heard this a thousand times.â
âAnd youâll hear it a thousand more. And then when I do kill them youâll hear that two thousand times too.â
âYouâll keep me around long enough to see that happen? I feel so honored.â
âShut up and punch it.â
Two large eyes blinked down at us. First the right, then then the left.
âIs it sentient?â Marcus whispered.
âI donât know,â I took a step forward, but the ostrich-like creature only blinked a couple more times.
âHello,â Marcus said to the bird. Again, the bird just stared.
We landed on a part of the planet covered in sand. The air was hot and dry, but every now and again a small breeze would come by. When Marcus finished his tests to make sure the planet was safe to enter without much protective gear, we walked outside. All we were greeted with was this dumb bird.
âFuck this,â I said crouching down. âMy paws hurt and this thing ain't talking.â My eyes grew wide with excitement.
Marcus sensed my change in mood immediately. âRex, noâ
âDonât tell me no.â I barked at him and then charged at the bird.
It squawked and fluffed up its feathers.
âLunch,â I said before charging after it. My tongue flopped out of my mouth and the planet wind felt good coursing through my fur.
âRex! The oath!â I could hear Marcus shout behind me.
Fuck the oath. Fuck order. I could feel my body shaking with excitement. I let out a howl.
It was only after I was done howling did I realize my body was still shaking. I stopped and watched my lunch run out of my reach. In the next moment, I was thrashed to the side by Marcus.
My face was covered in sand and my mouth was filled with more of it. I spit out, âWhat the hell, Marcus that-â
My anger quickly turned to shock as the earth opened up right where my lunch was standing. A large pale mouth that was at least fifty feet wide with jagged teeth consumed the ostrich with ease. There was a loud crunch and the bird was gone.
Marcus and I screamed.
We screamed hard and loud.
And just when we thought things couldnât get worse, a black eye the size of a small asteroid looked at us like we were his main course.
Marcus was still screaming when the beast started to move. And it moved quickly.
âGet to the ship Marcus!â I shouted as I stood on my hind legs. I pulled the gun off my back and started shooting.
Marcus scrambled to his feet and I shot a few more times at the beast, which was causing minimal damage at best. I let out a curse and caught up to Marcus.
âHoly shit! It has wings!â Marcus shouted looking over his shoulder.
The ground had stopped shaking and a large black shadow turned everything around us dark.
âOf course it does,â I said pissed off. âWeâre on a fucking bird planet.â
It was only a matter of seconds before the creature was going to attack us and the ship was barely in sight. If I timed it right, I could charge at Marcus and throw him far enough away that he wouldn't get eaten at the same time as me.
I gritted my teeth.
Humans.
The beast above us let out a screech as it swooped down at us.
Even after all this time, I still cared for them.
âMarcus,â
The boy turned around.
âIâm lucky I met you.â