First three paragraphs of my novel? Sure. I haven't put it up here yet, still finishing it off... And need to find an artist to make a cover & banner for it, now that I think about it. But here's the first three of what I'm expecting is going to be the first chapter. Excuse the slight cheat, didn't think a single line of dialogue should count as a paragraph...
I present the first three paragraphs, of Atlas Rises. A delightful tale about a sociopathic super villain, the young man that captures his heart, and the bullspit of having a mile-long record while trying to be a good guy.
Content warning: Graphic violence, cursing/swearing
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I wouldn't call myself a 'super' villain, per se. I'm just an indestructible ass hole who can't feel pain and has a very trusty crowbar... Unfortunately, that little Wagner brat kept trying to push me to be a hero. That's what I get for saving his ass from splattering against a brick wall. I mean, what kind of hero beats a super villain to death with a crowbar?
"Mother," whack "fucker," Whack "moving in," Whack "on my fucking" WHACK! "Territory?!"
I stand, out of breath over the latest jackass that thought my block was his playground as the cuts and bullet wounds riddled across my body slowly begin to heal over. A frog that as far as I knew. didn't speak English. He called himself 'Le Scélérat', whatever the fuck that meant. I adjust the domino mask, pulling my black bandanna tighter on my head as I look around at his red beret-wearing, black & white striped wearing henchmen. Glancing around the very open area, I find we're all quite alone. Perfect I think to myself as I spin the crowbar around.
"Alright, look." I bring the crowbar down, the sharpened point of the curve piercing his flesh. He screams as I pierce into his solar plexus, pulling it up so it catches under his rib cage. The bastard coughs up blood all over my boots. I know I shouldn't be pissed, I'm bloodier than even his mooks are, but at least it's my blood that was staining my clothing before this idiot. Gripping the crowbar, I lift him off the ground like a fish on a hook, and begin walking towards the fence.