After a year and a half of letting it grow I finally cut off my hair (I had it in a viking cut, long on the top, buzzed sides and back) so I decided I needed to update all of my little self portraits. I started with my icon, then decided I wanted to redo my Ko-fi and ink donation banners. So I thought to myself: "Self," I thought, "what would really make people want to donate to your horrifically unhealthy addiction to energy drinks on your Ko-fi page? What do the masses demand?" I pondered it for an entire two seconds before realizing the obvious: sex sells. And what's sexier than a hairy naked man bathing in a clawfoot tub that he's filling with caffeinated beverages? Nothing, that's what. And nobody will ever change my mind about it.
Let the donations flow like Rockstar.