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Sep 2020

:sparkles: :dizzy: :sparkling_heart: You must've been born on a highway bc I hear that's where most accidents happen :sparkling_heart: :dizzy: :sparkles:

I heard humans are 70% water but you just seem 100% salt. Impressive my man impressive.

XD best line i have ever written!

“Wait you’re not gonna be embarrassed of seeing my body are you?” Saul asked.

“Master Saul, I do appreciate your concern for I am a woman and you are a man. But I have higher standards for my ideal type of men and you are unfortunately are not one of them.” Misty said with a grin.

This topic is as random as you. I’m sorry I’m speechless.

Thank you! Hope you give it a read when you get chance. XD especially if you want to read the chapter for that roasting line.

11 days later

"Why does bad luck like you that much?"
"It will stop if you disappear."

(Don't roast me pls)

This part of my Novel (Agents of Jerm) hasn't even been posted yet, but I'm proud of this bit, so screw it.

“We’re not here as customers.” I said.
“Well in that case, The door is right there, big, glass, leads to the outside world and away from me, you can’t miss it.” George instructed with sarcastic enthusiasm. And then, well… I'm used to this kind of attitude from George, but…
“Hey dude, watch your attitude!” Madge doesn’t take this kind of thing from anyone.
“If you don’t like it, I already showed you where the door is.”