I've gotta roll with spinach.
Cabbages? Pff!

They cause torment and destruction!
Kale?
She couldn't even win the Tournament of Power in her strongest form!
And lettuce?
They're so weak that they're hunted for SPORT!
Do you know what is truly strong?
Spinach! Let me prove my point:
Look at this man—no, this SAILOR—cowering in fear at this man obviously in another height and weight class than him!
He's scared, hopeless, and doesn't know what to do.
Does he grab cabbages? Maybe call Kale or throw some flying lettuce at him?
No!
This absolute Chad of a man eats spinach and knocks down any enemy in his way! No one can dare compete against this man and his daily recommended 200mg of potassium and 4g of protein!
What are you waiting for?
Go eat some spinach and trample over those other leaves!