THIS IS A LETTUCE HATE POST

i think the real question is how important the versatility of the leaf is cause you can't do shit with lettuce. cabbage can be made into kimchi, soup, and stir fried. kale can be made also into soup, and chips. and spinach can be stir fried or boiled with sesame oil and seeds for a side dish.
I actually like lettuce in sandwiches and salads but I've done more for lettuce than lettuce has ever done for me. I think if lettuce was an ice cream, it would be vanilla.