Send me the best joke you written

[MochoStudios]

Comedic novel writers or comic creators send your favourite joke you written (you can summerize a sentence or change things slightly for this post) and link your book

• John enters the room where jim is playing on his xbox *
  “I know we've been struggling to pay rent, but I got a good idea-”

Jim pauses the game and tosses the controller on the couch
“Oh wow John a good idea? Is it like your same idea to dumpster dive into bins of game stores to find expensive DVDs to sell online which we found NONE OF and got fined for because it's not legal in Ireland?"

John's smile turns into to plain and kinda worried face
"Or how about your other brilliant idea to invest in stocks and using my credit card while I was sleeping because you thought
“Muh gut feewling was telling me somethin”
And tell me John. Tell me what your gut feeling achieved”
John stays silent

The film | Tapas

[Iamapersonmanguy]

[Iamapersonmanguy]

(This isn't mine.....)

[Random_Guy]

Enigma tries to squash a spider, Enigma gets too scared. - Part 1
Enigma tries to squash a spider, Enigma can't find the spider. - Part 2
Enigma burns the house down, spider survives. - Part 3

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Start with the Arachnophobia 3 parter, everything else is garbage.

Rants And Rambles | Tapas

[MochoStudios]

mmmm k fam off topic but ok

[Iamapersonmanguy]

I don't really know what i just sent.

[MochoStudios]

I don't know what I sent either https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Iamapersonmanguy]

Your...... so...... MEAN.....

[unknown_user]

"I'm sorry, dude, but you will have fun in only 'mono' regime today..."

Cyber scrapyard | Tapas

[ExplodingToucans]

ExplodingToucans :: Grafitti Gang | Tapas

Not much really to say other than this was one of the more fun comics to make

[MochoStudios]

I'll check it out I guess

[MochoStudios]

It's Hilarious, good stuff

[sc101]

"At least my parents told me that they don't love me, yours pussied out and dropped you in an orphanage. "

Rotten Apples | Tapas

[LadyN]

Calder: I love you so much Wayra, no homo

(From a story I’m going to make in the future)

[sc101]

Thank god someone liked it

[Xentama]

I wrote a lot of jokes and bits into my comic but this is the one I still think about the most:
Lupina picking zucchinis in their garden
Suria: bleh
Lupina: One zucchini isn't gonna kill you.
Suria: Maybe I'm dying slowly.
Lupina: We're ALL slowly dying.

The Longest Day | Tapas

[blazeriddle]

There once was a butcher in Leeds
Who had a million-and-one mouths to feed
When he and I met
He sighed and he said
"Well, at least I can make end's meat."

(I am terrible at comedy.)