Share an excerpt from your childhood stories

[Memento_Mori]

Just today I read an old story from when I was in fourth grade, and it was one the most hilarious things I have ever read. So I have come here to ask you to share a short excerpt from your childhood stories.

Here is mine:

Story Title: The Ones Who Will Save The World

"'GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!' Jerry yelled in my ear when I woke up it was gloomy as usual then Jerry threw a pan of eggs at me that Diana cooked up for me. Diana was very fairey today she had a dress made of fire it looked like this." (I don't know what I was doing when I said that the dress looked like "this")

[kmlangleyauthor]

That’s hilarious and adorable I don’t think I have anything from before I was a teenager which is bad enough as it is. My cousin used to send me little 4-10 page one-shots when we were younger (older elementary school), though, and I would LOVE to dig those out some day because I’m sure they’re pure gold

[shfra13]

Oh my god I read my old works a few times and they are all cringey! Sadly, the ones I wrote when I was around 11 - 12 wasn't English, but here's a translated version of my ugly work (lol)

Fanfiction title: It's Mother Day, Am I Have Any Mom?
(pls from the title itself you know it's BAD bad JSDHJSHFS)

Silence... correction! No one said a word, there are only Miku, Rin, and Ren crying.
"A-ano... Miku-chan, Rin-chan, Ren-chan..." Meiko stuttered. "If you want... I can be your 'mom' for today." Meiko was jittery.

please why was i such a weeb ,, that didnt even know grammar ,,, and why did i have the audacity to even posted it ,,,

[Stargazer31]

What happened? Why am I in the amazon rainforest? I am a tiger master of cat-fu, but I am scared! Oh wow, an ocelot has came out of the jungle, she is called Olivia, " The evil humans are cutting down all our trees" she says to me.
This was 8 year old me trying to spread an eco friendly message. With a kung fu tiger.