Shower Thoughts

[baasinsimple]

How does it feel to not feel anything? We don't know this feeling, in the vacuum of space your under the constant feeling of cold & the possibility of death, on Earth we always have our feet on something unless we're jumping, but we must always feel the impact of that jump, When we're sleeping are brains are automatically aware that we're touching something except when it dreams of falling, then you feel the sensation of falling. Then again, do I truly want to feel that sensation of nothingness? Would that be as overwhelming as feeling everything?

...maybe my showers are too long...

[DiegoPalacios]

so that was Victoria`s secret! (mindblown)

[akitsukino]

Rubber shoes were invented so that British cops could sneak around corners.

Rubber shoes today are also sometimes referred to as sneakers!

[darkone4587]

Why am I so lonely? Will I always feel this way or will it get better? Probably only going to get worse overtime.

[Bosque]

In the past, ideas for my comics... one of my comics (not published yet) was born on shower xD

[TimCaloweh]

"Would it be a good idea to make a comics about a transgender FTM who decides to fight in the male underground fight clubs cause they won't let him fight in normal male fighting leagues?"

[jarzebiny]

Fake bacon!? Lolwut. Hmm...I mean, here in the U.S., Canadian bacon is still bacon but just from a different cut of pork. Why it's called "Canadian", I have no earthly idea.

[jarzebiny]

Have you heard of sensory deprivation tanks? There might be one where you live! You float in a very shallow pool of saltwater in complete darkness. There's no sound or anything to stimulate your senses and apparently you "feel nothing" after awhile. I don't know how true that is as I've yet to try one, but it might be as close as you can get. If you're into that, that is.

[HopCrop]

If I had any scientific know-how at all I'd figure out how to make paper out of kudzu and become a millionaire overnight. The stuff apparently grows a foot a day, so it replenishes fast, and it chokes trees to death. What better marketing slogan could there possibly be than "Save a tree: Use more paper!"?

[LT1986]

Most of the time when I'm in the shower I'm thinking about what time is it and how long have I been in here, because I don't want to be late for work.

[VibrantFox]

how come we don't have food like in the Fifth Element or other futuristic movies? Want chicken? Pop this thing in the microwave and bam fully cooked rotisserie. Pizza? Set this on a platter add water and poof full pie.

[HopCrop]

Back to the Future promised we'd have this by now. Also flying cars, and I'm still waiting for that.

It was only a year off on the Cubs winning a world series, though, so there's that.

[DiegoPalacios]

If we wash things with water, how do we wash the water?????

[dawgofdawgness]

FIRE

[DiegoPalacios]

(starts throwing torches at the sea)

" Is not working!!!!"

[Raven_C]

Sometimes i ponder about the question that’s as old as time: How many people say “gif” vs. those who say “jif”?

[hjfsdh2222]

They’d probably create fashion that looks great to color blind people but looks like shit to everyone else:3

[inevitabley]

This sounds hella retarded by I've been thinking of this theory for a whileeee

Did you ever realize everyone's 24 hours start and finish at a different time: based on the time that they were born. And no, I wasn't thinking about the timezone. I'm thinking about the time that they were born. The minute they were born, is the same time their 24 hour starts and ends.

[sararosebr]

Would anyone pee on a bear as a survival tactic?

Is it wrong that I am 98.4% sure that I have heard of someone doing that to protect their home? I think it was on a show on late night tv, and this old guy with about three teeth in his mouth is talking about how he was on his porch and pissed on it when it came too close. The bear tried to swat the stream, but finally wandered off and the man went on his day. I really hope that wasn't a fevered dream...

[sararosebr]

Either ideas that I know will 100% never appear in my story despite how awesome it seems in my head because it doesn't fit the plot, over analyzing a new character that will 99% end up in the story because of the plot, or weird conversations with the voices in my head.