Alright, let me be clear from the very beginning. This is a competition, a very stupid competition. But it'll be fun.
What is the competition? Sandwiches.
You get to pick a Sandwich, any sandwich (turkey and cheese, Philly cheesesteak, chop beef, pb&j, cheeseburger, etc.) And from there you have to argue why it's the better sandwich. Your arguments can be as logical as you like, but logic doesn't have to be a part of this at all. Feel free to bring in memes, scientific theory, and anything else to make your case. The objective isn't to necessarily be right. Your goal is to convince everyone your chosen sandwich is better by any means necessary. Be funny, be stupid, be smart, be logical. Do whatever you can.
But you're probably wondering what you'll win if you participate and win at this competition. If you win, anyone and everyone who participated in this competition will have to help promote one of your novels or comics. That's right; the winner gets the help of all the losers to promote their work. Of course, this depends heavily on everyone participating having good enough sportsmanship to actually uphold this deal. However, even if everyone craps out and doesn't help the winner, it'll still be fun either way.
Now let's talk about judging. I'll be judging this little competition, which also means I can't participate in it myself. I'll evaluate every argument presented and give it a number of points depending on how logical or how funny it is. You're welcome to make more than one argument to gain more points. After three days, the person with the most points will be the winner.
So who's ready?
Open with
1. your chosen sandwich,
2. why you think it's the best, and
3. a link to the story/comic you want to be promoted if you win.