Throughout the ages, humanity invented many things, from the simple wheel to the miracle of fire.
But the most mind-blowing invention of the century, or dare I say humanity's way to ascend to godhood, are sandwiches.
But like opinions on the internet, there will always be the question of what kind of sandwich is the ultimate choice of perfection. Is it with turkey on it? Or salat? Or even just a combination of ham and cheese?
You see, as a connoisseur of fine dishes, I had my good share of different kinds of sandwiches. You could say I'm the tsar of taste regarding this cuisine, and I'll tell you what the ultimate peak of sandwich evolution is:
A plain slice of bread
That's right. Why wasting valuable resources on bread when you could go back to the roots of our ancestors. But if you think that's all there is to a slice of bread, well, my friend, you're wrong. A slice of bread comes and can be enjoyed in all kinds of different variations. Like,
-Two slices of bread
(You could go with three slices too, but I'm not a supporter of this kind of perversion on this holy dish.)
-European version of sliced bread
-Censored slice of bread
-Uncensored slice of bread
(It costs extra to decensor it.)
But if it's not up to your forte, I'll get you covered. You can enjoy your slice with the addition of:
-Water and salt
And a personal favorite of mine, and if you want to spice things up, you could add this to your slice of bread:
Now, this would be the part where I plug my series, but I will not do it. The reason for that is I want to give the other partaker in this a fighting chance because, let's face it, nothing and I mean NOTHING can beat the brilliance that is plain sliced bread.