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It's not a story, they just documented the life of every British child ever. Am British, can confirm that we are all wizards and witches.

Harry Potter is a version of The Wizard of OZ, where Dorothy is now a boy named Harry.

It's like My Hero Academia but with wizards.

A way to type people into four houses with animal symbols just like horoscope or MBTI. "Oh, your'e a Slytherin? Don't talk to me". Also there's books, movies or whatever.

A boy suffering from severe psychosis from abuse and neglect.

It's a story of a deeply messed up isolated society not realizing that defeating the big bad guy of their group is just putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound and this will eventually repeat as long as they keep fostering the unhealthy mechanisms that made him rise to power in the first place.

Oh wait, we were talking wrong answers here, huh.

Uuuh a series about a boy who has a ordinary, boring life and is just constantly hallucinating

An author's very involved and convoluted method to tell us their least favorite color is green.

Harry Potter is a story that's pro-bullying and pro-ageism, featuring a young boy absolutely crushing the big dreams of a magical elderly man. :sweat:

green house BAD!
yellow house doesn't exist until plot asks for it
blue house .......books?
red house GOOD

I cringe when i think of Cho....i understand that some names can be surnames as well , but i'm sure this pair of surnames can't stand for name.

Also her being in rawenclaw is a bit stereotypical

Some British kid is left alive to learn witchcraft instead of being burned at the stake by his mortal parents. Also there's a bad guy who wants to take over the wizarding world because he was placed in the house that turns kids evil. Then there's the Dumbledoor guy who is supposed to be all powerful. But he mostly just sits back and watches children suffer so that they can learn something.

( This is my favorite quote from book 14)
Lucious: what are we going to do tonight Voldemort?
Voldemort: The same thing we do every night Lucious...TRY TO KILL HARRY POTTER!.....and maybe take over the world or something for a higher stakes plot than child murder.... I don't really have a justified reason, lets just do it!

Elderly headmaster hires the worst teachers ever.