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Mar 2021

It's a humpty dumpty reference. Figured with being Cumbrian I may as well craic the egg.

As an Indian, I've been around excellent English-speaking individuals who defy the reason to even create an egg pun when they pronounce exactly as 'eggjactly' all the time. As someone who used to do the very same thing as a child, I am proud to be able to wear this easy batch of eggs on my chest, with a bright and sunny smile. :smile:

Where do chickens get their knowledge from?
An egg-cyclopaedia

Not very eggstatic about my lack of or-egg-inality with these yolks. I was going to b-egg someone to eggstend a hand to help me but now I have crack outta my shell.
Now I shall take part in this and eggaggeratedly sound eggsplosively eggcited and whisk an eggcelent, eggstravagant, eggstraordinarily bad yolk.

May this e(gg)vent be successful!

...I know that my humor is kinda scrambled, but I hope that I'd be able to crack y'all up. I know I'm not a comedi-hen at all, but please don't be a rotten egg and bear with me. I'd be terri-fried if this doesn't work out well. I'm trying to stay on the sunny side up here, after all. 🥚:egg:

What better duo to turn into eggs than my favorite bickering Archangels?! With that being said, enjoy my delusional night thoughts of Gabriel and Uriel being whisk-y :sweat_02:

P.S. I have no idea why I did this. :cry_swag: Tho I think I wouldn’t mind getting some archangel eggs for eastern :rofl:

A Chicken made deals to scramble his gambling debts. When asked if he was feathered for cash, he said, "No, I'm egging out to Hawaii tonight."

Eggcuse me? I can eggknowledge that I'm a chicken, alright. Don't egg me on.

aww this picture is really cute :slight_smile: I looked into your webcomic and I really like your art style and the story looks also really interesting :slight_smile: I leave a sub <3

Gather round, my chickens, and I will tell you a most eggcellent tale about a man, whose skin is as pale and fair as an eggshell, and a woman, whose skin is as healthy, luscious, and brown as a freeranged chicken eggshell. His life has hardly landed sunnyside up, and her life has been scrambled as scrambled eggs since the beginning--however, this hardboiled egg don't crack easily, and she is determined to rescue the pale man before someone cracks him, and his pristine yolk is spilled. Joining them on this adventure is a most devilish, deviled egg by the name of Them, and a most orderly, high-class, grade A egg by the name of Kori. Together, can these eggs overcome their spoiled, yolky insides inherited by their parents and become healthy, fullgrown chickens of their own?

Follows Tapas guidelines: Yes

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Is it bad that I laughed at a couple of my own egg puns? XD

I've got a pun that will CRACK you up. Wait, no, I'm too CHICKEN to tell it. Just EGGNORE this comment.

I present you! :smug_01:

An egg-quisite pun!

...Yeahhhh, that was horrible, I'll see myself at the eggs-it now...

I still wanna win though-