The mean genie game!

[Kann]

I know it's not the most original game ever, but it looks like fun, so I wanted to give it a try~!

How does it work? You make a wish. Next person grants your wish, but in the worst way possible. (For example being crushed to death by 1 ton of money if someone wishes to be rich.) then makes their wish for the next person to grant and so on.

To start the game off, here's my wish. I wish for a pizza!

[Wumbl]

You get a pizza but it's a day old and really dry. Oh, and somebody put pineapple and anchovies on it.

I wish to be a vampire.

[vothnthorvaldson]

alter @wumblebumarts 's DNA to give them porphyria

I wish for a new glasshouse.

[KoreanTacos]

Your glass is covered with scratches and finger prints in places you cant get cleaned. Also your neighbors a creepy pervert.

I want a big back yard.

[Deadpan_Tran]

Your back yard is so big, it takes up the entire surface area of the planet. Because of this, mankind is forced to live underground. Everyone hates you.

I want to be impervious to mental and physical harm.

[DasIstWunderblyat]

Yes, but I will erase your existence plus all the memories connected with it.
If you don't exist nothing can damage you, right?

I want this day to be longer, like streched that it feels like a week instead.

[VibrantFox]

the day certainly becomes longer as time is slowed to a snail's pace and everyone's ticked. waiting takes eternity and its driving people mad

i want to become like my character with animal features (ears & tail), heightened senses and increased physical ability

[dawgofdawgness]

I want to ace every academic test I take.

[LCT_m_a_d]

Your major is stepping on legos.

I wish I could cook anything I want

[Kann]

Anything you cook will taste like cardboard no matter how well the food was made.

I wish I could teleport.

[KoreanTacos]

You can only teleport into bathrooms in which someone is currently occupying the toilet.

I want to be able to communicate with birds

[dawgofdawgness]

You live in an area with a really large population of birds and boy, is it loud.

I wish that Every item of clothing I buy fits me perfectly

[Lucca_Vendramel]

Granted but they are all itchy

I wish to be immortal
(don't say something cliche like you get old or you decompose please)

[qwerty]

100 trillion years later, all the stars have burned out and you are still here, alone, freezing and choking in the emptiness of space.

I wish to be able to survive without having to eat or sleep.

[VibrantFox]

"welcome to the eggman empire, your servitude is mandatory"

i wish for a dozen donuts

[Kann]

You get donuts that got so stale they could work as a spare wheels for carts.

I wish to be able to change my height at will.

[dawgofdawgness]

You can alter your height, but only by stretching/squishing your torso.

I wish that my pets never died.

[KoreanTacos]

I get a professional author to publish a story about them to immortalize them forever... but the book is written by Stephanie Myers

I want copic markers to be $2.00 cheaper

[Reign]

Granted, but they're only filled 1/3 of the way with ink.

I wish for steady hands so that I can do art easier.

[Stardust-clearwater]

granted, but your hands move super slowly.

I wish my dip pen stopped making that scratching sound against the paper.