Who wants to laugh at these incorrect quotes?! If you want to voice them, go ahead.
Frisk, Chara, Sans: Undertale
Monica: Doki Doki Literature Club
Stanley, Nara (Narrator): Stanley Parable
Frisk: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Chara: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Monica: Three of us saw it, Chara. How do you explain that?
Chara: points at Stanley Sleep deprivation. points at Monica Paranoia. points at Kris Delusional personality disorder.
Chara: You’re a loose cannon, Stanley.
Stanley: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Kris: I think you play by your own rules.
Monica: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Chara: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Stanley: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Frisk is a loose cannon.
Frisk: smashes a chair Aah! You shut your trap, Stanley!
Monica: I’d say Frisk’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Kris: Now I’m just confused. Is Stanley a loose cannon or not?
Chara: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Frisk: Aw, man.
Chara: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Frisk: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Monica: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kris: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Stanley: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Frisk: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Monica: 'Prettiest Smile'
Kris: 'Nicest Personality'
Stanley: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Chara: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Kris: Stanley’s gonna kill me.
Frisk: No, they'll probably make me do it.
Chara: I wasn’t that drunk.
Kris: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Chara: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Chara: Can I ask you for a favor?
Frisk: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Chara: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Nara: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat
Frisk: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Nara: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Chara: Actually I did the math, Frisk would have $225, not $0.15.
Frisk: Fam I’m right here....
Sans: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda
Nara: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Sans: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Nara: Chara: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Frisk would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Sans: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Chara: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Kris: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Chara: Apply juice to what.
Kris: Directly to the forehead.
Frisk: Great chat everyone.
Stanley: You know what’s funny about Frisk? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
Chara: I think this might be a bad idea...
Nara: Don't start thinking on me now!
Chara, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Sans: grabs and chugs the entire bottle
Sans: It's perfume.
Kris: pitches an idea
Nara, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Chara, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Nara: Yesterday, I watched Sans try to eat a decorative rock from Frisk's potted plant. Kris caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Sans started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
Monica: I want a bf.
Sans: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.
Stanley: She obviously wants a boyfriend, idiot.
Monica: Thank you, sweetie.
Stanley: WAIT NOT ME
Nara: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Stanley?
Nara: I think I speak for Stanley when I say it sounds really super.
Nara: Could you be anymore annoying?
Nara: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Sans: (muffled) Nara! Help me!
Monica: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
Stanley: Kris is okay.
Chara: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!
Stanley: Chara, Kris threatened me. They threaten Sans every day. They probably threatened Frisk before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.
Monica: watching the squad's shenanigans with concern Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Frisk: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword
Frisk: That's fair.
Stanley: Not again.
Sans: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?