I can make my index finger on my right hand go limp and when I move my hand fast up and down, it slaps against my thumb and middle finger to make a snapping noise. For most of my childhood I thought that was how people snapped their fingers.
I can rotate my ankles and make my feet face outwards in a horizontal line. If I kneel down my feet lay flat sideways. That one always freaks people out because I do it unconsciously at work when I clean spills off the floor. (I'm a janitor)
Flawless mimicry of the cuckoo (the bird's voice/call, I mean). I heard the bird IRL when I was 5, and learned how to make that sound right away.
I can flex my scalp.
Hey, me too!
It's a bit weird...basically, I have a knack for taking those people that some might write off as 'below average' or 'geeky' or just plain old 'ugly' and seeing them as a potential lover might see them...finding the beauty in the lines of their face, or the shape of their smile. Normally if I find someone ugly, it's due to their behavior, not their actual looks.
If nothing else, I know I have a lower threshold for 'that guy/girl is so CUTE' than most people would. I mean, it's either that, or I just happen to be constantly surrounded by conventionally beautiful people, which seems less likely to me.
I can remember anything in great details (how people felt/ who said what) like i can relive it but i cant remember the date or even what year it was, so it can be useless most of the time xD
-being able to reference every beatles song/cartoon
-knowing useless history facts
-i can twist my arm 360 degrees
-i never have to stop on road trips, no matter how long
- i can identify smells in a weirdly specific way
-i can speak cat
-i know swear words in latin
-i can eat a whole buffet and not gain a pound
-i can find secret truths about people that make them sad but I feel bad about it so I don't talk about it often
-i know how to commit a suspicious number of crimes and get away with it, but id feel bad do i dont
-i can pickpocket anything off anyone as long as they're not paying attention
I used to be really really good and fast at cutting out figure outlines, if I do a large group of the same image it ends up looking die cut. I could even do this in a car while driving (not me driving, me sitting in the passenger side to clarify) 3 hours to a convention and it would still look the same if I was cutting them at a still table at home... which often resulted in the car being fuckin mess despite how clean I tried to keep it with baskets and plastic bags)
It got to the point when I sold my character stickers at conventions artists would constantly come up to my table and ask me where I got them cut, with them looking surprised when I told them they are not die cut and I cut them all out myself, or really fucking pissed because they thought I was lying and for some reason didn't want to share my secrets information with them????
I can't really do that anymore because arthritis, but it was a thing.
The only thing I could think of is that I'm able to be very poker faced when I'm thinking of cough perverted stuff and other things... Most of the time though, I would have the urge to laugh.
I can make my eyelids twitch really fast and spastically. Pretty useless unless I want to win a staring contest.
I can go on a ten-minute, very passionate rant about anything
literally anything
whether it be where cheez-its get their deliciousness from or on the theory that Australia isn't real. I will vent about it for 10 minutes on command
also, i have incredible patience with all matters that don't include my family
I can recite the full script to a play called Falsettos without hesitation
I can write stories really well but only at 1AM and it dies immediately after 15 minutes
I can draw really well but it's only when I'm supposed to be paying attention
I can also read tarot card and palms
-I can remember all sorts remember and biological, psychological and care facts about most pets animals( my best is with cats)
-befriending stray cats/ cats that are not mine.
-I can justify why certain types of Pokemon are strong or weak against other types of Pokemon on the spot not matter how obscure or strange it is. (fairy strong against dragon due to dragons always lose in fairy tails, physic strong against fighting as strong mind is mightier than raw strength ,ext).
-falling a sleep in the most uncomfortable places.
-maintaining good poker face with strangers(not against close friends and family)
-Know the lyrics to multiple jingles and slogan
-Know the lyrics to an extensive list cartoon theme songs (from cyber chase to fairy odd parents and many more)
-While I'm average at predicting the trajectory of passerby's, I'm really good at subtlety avoiding people at the last minute.
-I can pop both of my hip joints
I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now
i can drink a capri sun in 9 seconds flat, no hands
I can eat any food (without a wrapper or smth) without a table or hands.
I can sprint really fast but it's for like .02 seconds and then I start w he e zi ng
I have extensive knowledge of the most useless of subjects. Want to know about American lesbians who served in 1960s? I gotchu. Want to know about how the leader of Jordan treats terrorists? I gotchu. Want to know about America's dealing in international affairs? haha nope
when i worked at culvers i was the only one who figured out how to make sundaes without the hot fudge/caramel sloughing down to the sides and dragging the rest of the toppings with it
(you have to put the solid toppings on first and push them in a little, then add the hot topping, itll stick to the nuts/candy instead of falling to the sides, then add a couple more of the hard toppings on top so it looks pretty)
also because i work at a grocery store and have to get carts from the parking lot ive gotten pretty good at judging whether or not a moving car is gonna hit me if i keep walking. im no longer scared of traffic because of this hell job.
