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Feb 2020

The Enigma Style:

Brown slip-ons
Comfy jeans I've been wearing all week
Hawaiian shirt (randomly picked)
Black Jacket (When it's cold)
Cowboy Hat (Optional)
Long Hair
Long Fingernails that make everyone jealous and for some reason my female friends really want to paint
Rounded rectangular glasses (they become sunglasses in the sun)
Pockets full of chocolate
Exhausted Look

Title:
Chaotic Dumb*ss Decided to go Outside Today

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The College Student:

Hoodie or big t-shirt, depending on the weather
Leggings or joggers, also depending on the weather
Dead eyes and/or look of despair
The same ratty Converse every day
Messy hair despite great combing efforts (not optional)
Backpack with papers from like...two years ago

Title:
It's due 'today' today??!

I gotta tell yah, I did not actually expect someone to respond to this.

I thought it would just be one of those: "oh, that's funny, time to move on with life." kinda posts.

Casual (late 90s) Metalhead [aka Dadcore]

Scraggly beard, uncombed hair

A Heavy Metal band Graphic T-shirt (obscure or underground is better.)

Loose fitting cargo pants or shorts

Hiking boots or work boots, (or skate shoes)


The only thing I'm missing is the long hair xD

I'm not technically middle-aged yet (I'm 32) but it's an easy style to maintain (lazy) and I love wearing my band t-shirts. But I'm not the super hardcore type of Metalheads with all the patches, spikes, and bullet belts. Too expensive.

Wait. Twice today or twice in your life?

I'm kind of offended you think I went to Walmart on a Friday, but no, not twice today, twice in my life.

I don't exactly frequent Walmart though.

Um...no...offense intended? Well... I went to Walmart today xD Friday's a good day as any to go, especially for low prices on groceries. I'm not an employee, I swear. anymore

I often dress in boho/like a hippie. Or in lots of pink girly
sh​:cat:t. I wear almost exclusively flip flops and think that shoes are feet cages 🤬

What type of style is that....?

No offense to anyone who shops at Walmart, but...

Okay, no, you know what? Full offense to anyone who shops at Walmart.
Walmart just feels uncomfortable.
You know how when you walk into a Costco, you feel like the world's frame rate just increased? Yeah, the same thing happens in Walmart, but everything is so stupidly shiny and clean but somehow still messy, gross and dirty.

...maybe I just live near a bad Walmart.

I do not understand how a place can be perfectly clean yet disgusting at the same time.

Ponytail or pig tails
Random t-shirt from pile of t-shirts/hamper
Same sleep pants I wear every day
Socks (only because it's cold. I much prefer sandals)

Going outside to the office version:
Random jeans from hamper
itabag on one arm
laptop in a bag on the other arm
car keys in one hand
lunchbox in the other hand
...water bottle somehow grabbed with two fingers.

Title:
I work from home and used to work for a t-shirt manufacturer so I have a LOT of t-shirts

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'Let's find a style that can sort of work for many contexts and occasions, and wear that everyday'

Black T-Shirt
Black corduroy jacket
Black jeans
Black brogues
Hair in a braid

That's me every single day.