A recent thing that happened to me, but it's mostly just funny.
Okay, kay. Short story time. So I went to a convenient store that I go to often to get a soda. I walk in, and I don't see anyone there, not even the worker. I didn't think much of it, figured that they'd notice if I was getting a soda, since it makes noise. So I get my drink, set it on the counter and wait. and wait. and wait. and wait some more. "Where in the world is the person?" I think to myself. "Wtf am I supposed to do?" So, because I'm awkward, instead of saying anything or making noise, I start walking around the store, and notice that he's totally in the fridges stocking stuff. So I figured, he'd seen me at this point.
He doesn't.
"Maybe I should open and close the door to make the noise" I think. I don't do this.
So, I go back to the counter, and at this point, I really am so confused. What am I supposed to do? I was half tempted to just leave the $1.07 on the counter and leave at this point. But the door would make noise, and then I'd feel even weirder. So I continue to wait.
"This is how robberies happen."
"Maybe he was murdered" My friend messages.
A few minutes later (yes, minutes) he finally comes out of the fridges and is in the aisles, facing away from the counter. He still hasn't noticed me. So I walk up, silently, and kinda, sorta, started following him around a little bit. He still doesn't notice me. And at this point, I'm like, "okay, this is just getting weird now, wtf." So, instead of making myself known, I walk toward the bathroom hallway, and then refill my drink a bit and pretend that's what I was doing this whole while.
I go to the counter, pay, and honestly, I'm like 99% sure he had no idea I was there for like ten minutes.
All the while I was texting my friend about what was happening. Wtf happened and why am I the most awkward human on the planet.