I'm old.
I've seen anime the likes of which you young'uns wouldn't dream.
Yeah, I loved Ranma 1/2, but also Urusei Yatsura. Now THERE'S some Rumico Takahashi people don't remember.
9_9 Dat' second movie, tho.
Anyway, my point is, I've seen some terrible things in my time.
Nothing (Nothing) has compared to "Monkey Turn."
If you watch it, may God have mercy upon your soul, fore Monkey Turn will only serve to remind you that we all die alone, unloved, and forgotten in the dust of this world.
The entire anime is based on the gimick of making a sharp turn on a jet-ski known as the "Monkey Turn." Every time the protagonist makes a sharp turn on a jet-ski, he cries out, at the top of his lungs:
"MONKEY TUUUUUUUURRRRN!"
There.
I just saved you 26 episodes.
You're welcome and I'm sorry.