Ok, I finally got home from work and was able to log in on my computer instead of my iPhone (I don't use the app because I wanna see the "M" stuff and, simply, I hated the app, so I use Safari). On Safari on the iPhone it didn't even give the option of "mark all as read", so I've been staring at that G-D "77" all G-D day. Thankfully, once I opened up Chrome the option was there under that G-D "Messages" tab. Marked 'em all, now that notification is gone. For now.
Now then, another rant about these "Messages". Almost every one of the "offers" have expired before they were even offered. Talk about adding injury to insult.