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Aug 2021

Granted! But your laser beams only reach about an inch in front of your eyes.

I wish there was an alternate dimension.

Granted! But it leads to Bikini Bottom.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted! But you can only stop it once a year, and only for one second.
I wish that I could travel with The Doctor from Doctor Who!

Granted! But you get hit by a car!

I wish I could fly!

Granted! But you have to offer up a penny every 15 minutes to continue flying

I wish I knew what the dog is doing.

Granted! But you find out that the dog is planning world demolition (basically to tear the world apart)

I wish I had a dime for everytime someone said the word 'I'

Granted!
But everyone around you starts speaking in third person mostly.
(You know, instead of the "I was going shopping." it is "Robert was going shopping."...)

I wish I could stay longer awake.

What a cursed image you have put in my head. The whole world is acting like a wannabe cute anime girl!

Granted! But jokes on you- you can never sleep ever ever again.

I wish I was Sailor Saturn :upside_down::sunglasses:

(If it doesn't have any negative feedback on my health, I'll take it! :sunglasses: )

Granted!
You got one of those cheap cosplay costumes for 20 bucks.

I wish I could read.

Granted.
But you can only read the most questionable AO3
or deviant art fanfictions with fetishes you find sickening for the rest of your life.

I wish to meet a cat with a thick tail again.

Granted.
But cat will stab you with their tail leach time you want to pet them.

I wish to be the happiest i can be.

Granted! But since you're so happy, you can become so sad. :neutral_face:

I wish I could cure depression.

Granted! Every time you cure depression, you give the person memory loss.

I wish I could be the owner of a billion dollar company.

Granted! But then someone sues you for all your money

I wish that I was ticklish

Granted! But now you need bleach to cleanse your eyes and a lobotomy to forget you ever saw what you just saw.

I wish I could swim with manta rays.

Try to respond to the last message that was sent so there won't be any confusion. You can respond to the next one, if you like :slight_smile:

Granted! Though your whole body becomes covered in hair every time someone tickles you.

I wish I had a passport that gives me access to any country in the world.

Granted! Though when you go on a plane or a boat something unfortunate happens

I wish that I had the power to breathe underwater.