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Aug 2021

Granted! But since you're so happy, you can become so sad. :neutral_face:

I wish I could cure depression.

Granted! Every time you cure depression, you give the person memory loss.

I wish I could be the owner of a billion dollar company.

Granted! But then someone sues you for all your money

I wish that I was ticklish

Granted! But now you need bleach to cleanse your eyes and a lobotomy to forget you ever saw what you just saw.

I wish I could swim with manta rays.

Try to respond to the last message that was sent so there won't be any confusion. You can respond to the next one, if you like :slight_smile:

Granted! Though your whole body becomes covered in hair every time someone tickles you.

I wish I had a passport that gives me access to any country in the world.

Granted! Though when you go on a plane or a boat something unfortunate happens

I wish that I had the power to breathe underwater.

Granted! But every time you go underwater, your vision appears upside down.

I wish I could travel to the past.

Granted! But you have no control over what year you go to.

I wish I was agile.

Granted! But you become a slinky and are tossed down stairs all day. (Not by me, though, because I'm the only person in the world who can't make $#^!*@#& slinkies work!)

I wish I was a unicorn.

@LadyLily

Granted! But your mane is like, your least favorite color and you go horse-crosseyed from staring at your horn all the time.

I wish I could stop time

Granted! But you stop in time too

I wish I had another friend

(This is the sweetest wish ever)

Granted! BUT

you have to be friends forever and they'll support you through thick and thin and you'll both find comfort in each other. MWAHAHAH. The evil!

I wish I didn't have to drink so much water. :sweat_smile:

Granted. But to compensate you need to consume twice the amount of food.

I wish I got 15 more minutes in the morning to sleep

Granted! You also get 15 more minutes of nightmare.

I wish I could ride a dragon.

Granted! The dragon drops you, and you fall to your death.
I wish I was Doctor Who.

Granted!
Hope you enjoy comic-con with the rest of your doppelgänger. :wave:

I wish I could cook better.

Granted! But the ingredients double in prize (or timr if you produce them yourself).

I wish I didn't stub my toe

Granted! Every time you avoid stubbing your toe, you step on a Lego instead lmao

I wish I could grow a full beard :pensive: