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Aug 2021

(This is the sweetest wish ever)

Granted! BUT

you have to be friends forever and they'll support you through thick and thin and you'll both find comfort in each other. MWAHAHAH. The evil!

I wish I didn't have to drink so much water. :sweat_smile:

Granted. But to compensate you need to consume twice the amount of food.

I wish I got 15 more minutes in the morning to sleep

Granted! You also get 15 more minutes of nightmare.

I wish I could ride a dragon.

Granted! The dragon drops you, and you fall to your death.
I wish I was Doctor Who.

Granted!
Hope you enjoy comic-con with the rest of your doppelgänger. :wave:

I wish I could cook better.

Granted! But the ingredients double in prize (or timr if you produce them yourself).

I wish I didn't stub my toe

Granted! Every time you avoid stubbing your toe, you step on a Lego instead lmao

I wish I could grow a full beard :pensive:

Granted! Except that it grows to be nearly 25 feet long.

I wish I had eidetic memory (photographic memory).

Granted! But they are black and white memories only

I wish for no negative side effect

Granted! But you die of boredom

I wish I was pretty

Granted! You still look the exact same, as you are already pretty!
I wish I had a full unpainted Warhammer 40k adepta Sororitas army.

aww thanks >3

Granted! but jokes on you- after buying it, you go in debt.

I wish people sold the princess version cosplays of all the sailor warriors in sailor moon. Because the Sailor princesses are so pretty- and I've never seen anyone cosplay as one of them.

The cosplays are for sale- but they are ridiculously expensive, and only available in certain stores in Japan. They also have very itchy tags.
I wish that the missing Troughton era Doctor Who episodes could be found and restored, and sold on dvd for a fair price.

Granted! But they only have a small supply of the dvds and they get sold out before you could by them.

I wish school this year is going to be fun.

Granted, but following school year is going to be one of the least fun ever.

I wish for something to deal with lower back pain.

Granted, but in return you get high back pain

I wish I had something to deal with my back pain too

What's with the back pain- lol

Granted! But your allergic to the medicine

I wish I was a year older

Granted! But it's a year according to Uranus time, so you age about 84 years.

I wish for lettering in my comics to be done by itself.