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Aug 2021

Granted! Except that it grows to be nearly 25 feet long.

I wish I had eidetic memory (photographic memory).

Granted! But they are black and white memories only

I wish for no negative side effect

Granted! But you die of boredom

I wish I was pretty

Granted! You still look the exact same, as you are already pretty!
I wish I had a full unpainted Warhammer 40k adepta Sororitas army.

aww thanks >3

Granted! but jokes on you- after buying it, you go in debt.

I wish people sold the princess version cosplays of all the sailor warriors in sailor moon. Because the Sailor princesses are so pretty- and I've never seen anyone cosplay as one of them.

The cosplays are for sale- but they are ridiculously expensive, and only available in certain stores in Japan. They also have very itchy tags.
I wish that the missing Troughton era Doctor Who episodes could be found and restored, and sold on dvd for a fair price.

Granted! But they only have a small supply of the dvds and they get sold out before you could by them.

I wish school this year is going to be fun.

Granted, but following school year is going to be one of the least fun ever.

I wish for something to deal with lower back pain.

Granted, but in return you get high back pain

I wish I had something to deal with my back pain too

What's with the back pain- lol

Granted! But your allergic to the medicine

I wish I was a year older

Granted! But it's a year according to Uranus time, so you age about 84 years.

I wish for lettering in my comics to be done by itself.

At least I'll be older than you! :hohoho:

Granted! But it's in Russian lol

I wish I could skip a grade of school.

Granted! You can never learn what would have been taught that grade
I wish I could control aphids

That doesn't apply to me lol- I'm way ahead of my class in general, that's why I want to skip-

Granted! But the aphids manage to eat you alive MHUAHAHAHA

I wish I could pee and poop through my butt. :cry_swag:

Granted! You are now bird.

I wish people exclusively talked through outdated memes

Granted! But the only meme format available are minion memes.

I wish I can turn into a mermaid.

Granted! But you stay like that forever

I w'ish I could transform into a magical girl.

Granted! But you're thrown into the Madoka universe.

I wish I could shapeshift into all kinds of animals.

Granted! You can only turn into different types of cockroaches
I wish that I was a magical witch who lives in the modern day so I don't get burnt for witchcraft