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Aug 2021

At least I'll be older than you! :hohoho:

Granted! But it's in Russian lol

I wish I could skip a grade of school.

Granted! You can never learn what would have been taught that grade
I wish I could control aphids

That doesn't apply to me lol- I'm way ahead of my class in general, that's why I want to skip-

Granted! But the aphids manage to eat you alive MHUAHAHAHA

I wish I could pee and poop through my butt. :cry_swag:

Granted! You are now bird.

I wish people exclusively talked through outdated memes

Granted! But the only meme format available are minion memes.

I wish I can turn into a mermaid.

Granted! But you stay like that forever

I w'ish I could transform into a magical girl.

Granted! But you're thrown into the Madoka universe.

I wish I could shapeshift into all kinds of animals.

Granted! You can only turn into different types of cockroaches
I wish that I was a magical witch who lives in the modern day so I don't get burnt for witchcraft

Granted! But all your spells will backfire.

I wish I could time travel.
(Not sure if this has been done yet.)

Granted, but you can only travel back into the last and not into the future

I wish for some good tea.

Granted!
You'll have an ice tea with peach flavor and a high sugar count.

I wish for less work at my job.:cry_01:

Granted! But you will have to stay for 4 hours longer in the office.

I wish I could build an epic city on Mars.

Granted but you're quickly conquered by Marvin The Martian.

I wish I could stop killing every orchid I try to grow.

Granted! But instead you kill other living things.

I wish I had another little brother.

Granted. But your first one is dead.

I wish I could think highly of myself more.

Granted! But you shrink by one feet.

I wish I didn't wake up so tired in the morning.

Granted. You're refreshed today. But not for any other day.

I wish I had some ice cream .3.

Granted! But everyone else around you gets distracted.

I wish the newspaper would deliver itself.

Huh what? Sorry got distracted.

Granted! The newspaper grows legs and walks to do so. But your legs are now gone.

I wish I was successful.