"Who's the chump with white hair? He looks like some try-hard to be cool anime character".
AAAH!! What's this? First I have to deal with a talking dog and now... A TALKING PINEAPPLE? HE'S EVEN GOT SAIS!DAMMIT! These headhunterts are coming thougher and odder!
"Hrm...I wonder what the little pointy-ears is so upset about."
"..."
"You look so pale my dude, got a major hangover?"
“These alternate lifestyle kids really are something, eh?”“We used to just call it, having a very bad hair day.”
"Ooooh is that candy in your mouth? Why is it on fire?"
"I have to act like a what??? Hell nah. I ain't doing that. I don't care what the rules are... you are really going to keep annoying me about it? Fine. Look at me. I'm cute as hell with a big ass tail. There."
"... your ears dollface, looks like a leprechaun ! ... Shouldn't have drunk that last whiskey."
"Heya lass, you seem a bit violent. Why don't we talk things out in a nice game of cards instead?"
"That guy has nice muscles, that must mean he's strong!" - Slade Binary
"Oh, a weirdo with knives."
What's cookin, good lookin?
Oh hey.... (Not too shabby. I think I approve).
"Dang, you are busting out some nice dance moves there dude!"
"Oh my goodness! You seem strong! And somehow your hair reminds me of someone."
Gasp "You are so adorable! Can we hug you? You even have a little ninja outfit like our friend Fubuki has! You wanna meet her?"