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She couldn’t think of the Laichanan to be anything more than mindless savage half-beasts, similar in nature to wolves and wild dogs.

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A chief in the making, Maedra thought. But without a village, a chief of what.

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Those were blissful and carefree times - without the burden of adulthood, its responsibilities and crimes.

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“It’s a damned new born.” Yuma laughed out loud.

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Let's see if I can find some good ones:
Genre: High Fantasy Medical Drama
"You...were a contract killer?"
"In a sense?"
"Why?"
"It was a good job for a university application, its often taken by noble children."


Genre: High Fantasy Graphic Horror Very heavy gore, language and images: Makes Saw look like a kids movie
"You...monster!" one screamed, "How could you?" he asked motioning around him, I just laughed
"Do I look like I care?"

Genre: High Fantasy LGBT Romance
"Through, all me to freely admit, I never expected the prince of Xator to be such an adorable man, if I had known, I would have thrown my hat in the ring for a stake at peace."
"Ex-excuse me?"

Genre: Science Fiction Futurism Romance
"Just...you're very respective of what I say. You react and act like we've known each other for years. I mean, you did kiss me after knowing me for two days."
"Am I not allowed to be...spontaneous?" I asked, boy do I regret saying that.

Genre: Low Fantasy Magic College Slice of Life +POC LGBT MC
"And...because of what that magic was...I'm stuck looking like a f---- Halloween decoration for a few day!" they added, sounding quite upset.
Line was censored for the forum, but isn't in the novel

Genre: Low Fantasy Goth Drama/Comedy with a spot of romance and some darker themes
"Why would I need a place to hide out?"
"I don't know: family troubles, committed murder, committed a few war-crimes, treason...the usual" she said

Hope one of these intrigues someone to check out my novels, I've got a lot of chapters, so it took a few minutes to find the best out of context sentences.

This line should be out in the next update but I really like it and want to turn it into a shirt or something. That and I want it to be a reacquiring joke.

"I am not a druid!!! I am a sorcerer!"

The healer dusted off gray flakes of ash from his ochre skin and baggy garment tied at the waist with a rope, indifferent to being left behind and in no hurry to administer medical help. His muscular, vein-threaded arms and legs stuck out of the hemp fabric stamped over with a barcode. The limbs were a little long for his body, giving him an unexpectedly coltish appearance, almost vulnerable; if not mistreated, then forlorn. The frayed edges of fabric gave the same impression, particularly next to the slave collar of some dull metal. It hung loosely around the neck, weighed with a keepsake that hid under the garment--a ring? a locket?--but Sebastian doubted it could be removed.

The toaster sucked him in.

Over its broad left shoulder this giant had two large sacks slung, leaking dark red blood at the bottom.

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“Yes... did see her?” Arden took a step toward him, his steel blue eyes wide in apprehension. “Where and when?”

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“Yes, they are real, and I have met a few...” He was amused at the way the others shifted around nervously at the mention of the Alvaine.

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“But what of the children?” Maedra asked with a horrified look on her face.

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He turned his back to us and added with a bit of spite, "And if you're bad people, mom will eat you guys."

“It’s so much colder here.” Yuma said, shivering.

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"Order up, Shrimpy!"


"Ooh sorry, do you not believe in them either? I can wait for you to leave too."

We ghostwrite novels and non-fiction books for people time to time, and I'll never personally forget this absolutely hilarious gaff from someone's book I was editing:

Back at the bridge, a Massachusetts State trooper crouched as he took a pole and pulled the small, lifeless and bedraggled body of a little redheaded girl to shore. As he lifted her body from the water, her head wobbled freely, the neck having been snapped.
Art Freewell was finally realizing his long anticipated dream. He lowered his fishing line into the water and sat down in his canoe.

So...yeah, from the context, how I read, I suddenly stopped editing and had a good laugh for about 5-10 minutes....

So, here's to all of you writers out there, and may you too realize your lifelong dream of pulling dead girls out of lakes.

..... O.o

salutes

He suddenly felt more captive than captor for a fleeting moment.

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