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Feb 2021

I've had multiple people ask me to illustrate children's books about talking animals for them. Which in itself is fine, but I draw adult comics with a specific focus on horror and erotic art. Like, that's what my portfolio focuses on.

I don't know why people can't understand that artists have different specialties. Anyone who's had someone ask them to draw a logo can understand. It's like asking a plumber if they can repaint the house while they're at it.

omg i get so many people asking if ill design their tattoo for them or make a logo and i???

i draw furries, ma'am.

Someone on Deviantart once tried to commission me a "pencil sketch portrait" (aka the thing I said I would do for the cheapest price, just $5, no background included)... and then they sent me a full body photo of a woman dancing in a room with like a thousand of butterflies flying around and asked me to draw that. As in, the whole freaking thing, not just the face. I politely told them that nope, that wasn't how it worked, if they wanted a full body picture with a background and additional details the price was going to be a lot higher... they never replied. Six months later, they showed up again to send spam/phishing links to my e-mail. Still not sure if they got hacked or if it was a scam all along :'D

"don't bread shame people!"

Just kidding.....gotta say.....guess that shows ANYTHING can be someone's fetish.....no matter how oddly specific......

That could mean their e-mail is hacked. I don't think they did that on purpose.

Yep, I like to think that's what happened too. I mean, if they were a scammer, they would have probably sent spam/phishing right away instead of waiting for six months. Either way, ended up blocking them to prevent more spamming :sweat_smile:

I've been asked to create a whole comic book that this guy wrote for free. He'd publish it, but I wouldn't see a cent of it, because he was doing me a favour by giving me exposure.
I seriously hate that word.
Obviously, I said no.

Ah ok I remember this was like my beginning of middle school (6th) and it wasn't a "potential client" because I did do the drawing lol
I drew one of these guys I can't remember which one was but it was this BTS Group, I know it was a guy who was sleeping in the airplane with a neck animal(?) pillow
Its not the wildest but kind of the weirdest because 1. it was weird to draw something you have no Knowledge of and 2. idk :sweat_02:

I drew it as in a realistic way and got paid …. the drawing wasn't even good though lol

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A friend wanted me to make her a whole ass Visual Novel in two weeks for free. We are no longer friends. :blank:

About a week ago, someone messaged me asking how much would I charge them to do a portrait of their pet dog. When I told them them that I wasn't available to take commissions they replied...

"Okay, can you just do it for free then?"

:smirk:

Thats like... If I can't walk to the store wearing shoes because the ground has become lava... then maybe I can just walk barefoot?

At least they liked my art enough to offer lol

Has anyone else had the weird thing when some idea person has managed to round up a team of people who are working for free and a big part of their pitch is they have an ex-Disney animator on board? This has seriously happened to me three times now. (only worked once, the animator they had took all the bloom of that rose forever).

Not a commission, but years ago when I worked at my local public access, there was a lady who requested she needed help with an animated project. When I contacted her, hoping it was a short 2D flash animation, I quickly found out it was her wanting people at public access to make her a full length 3D animated film (that is theatrical quality) of a children's book she wrote. And the thing about public access is it is unpaid. So she wanted free labor.

I don't take commissions, but I am on lots of manga forums so I get some odd DMs here and there about potential comics. The one that sticks out to me was when a guy offered me a pretty decent price, so I got excited, then asked me to draw in scrolling vertical ( had never done at that point ), color ( had.. never done at that point ), and demanded I draw similar to wlop ( ?? ).