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Dec 2018

"Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime"

A real pickup line my friend got, (I'm not joking, we still reminder her of it too this day)

"Nice art... Wanna yiff?"

When I worked briefly at a fuel station, a guy was flirting with me. After purchasing a lottery ticket, he said "If I win the jackpot, I'll take you out to dinner (winking)." All I could think of was "If you had a job, you could also afford to take me out to dinner."

4 months later

Someone on a dating app used a god awful one that went like...

"It says you like dolls, does that mean you are like a nesting doll, full of yourself."

This was them trying to be flirty

Когда говоришь деушке: "Какая ты красивая!", главное - правильно поставить ударение в первом слове.
I'm sorry...

Are you a computer programmer? Cuz you make me feel all GUI inside!

When you tell a girl: "How beautiful you are." The most important thing is to put emphasis on the first word.

That is how I understood it. Correct me if I am wrong.