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May 2019

H̶e̶y̶ I̶'m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ f̶o̶r̶ t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶, c̶a̶n̶ I̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶ a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶?

That's 1000 times better that I had done.
But I'm quite a character, so I was forgiven...

Dang Prince, that line is genuinely terrible.

There are no good movies anymore, so do you want to _________

Anything involving the word doll, especially when its pronounced as dahlll.

Are you golf course? cus I wanna put my balls into you. (classy).

“Is your name Google, because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

12 days later

“You must be a magician, Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

For ace/aros:
"Are you a firework? Because you're beautiful and bright but I don't want you anywhere near my genitals."

For bi/pan
"I may bat for both teams but tonight I'm on your side."

Are you from hawaii? Cuz hawaii you make me feel this way?