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May 2016

Granted, you are now a slug and can comunicate with all species of slugs (they don't obey you though)

@Akamasuta voshxdaemon just forgot to corrupt the wish, people just have to type "backwards" that I technically just did.

I wish for the next person to die

Granted. I come back as a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a ghost anymore.

Granted. You're now a zombie.

I wish I can wish for something without it getting corrupted.

@AshKetchup
Bad luck for you. I already tried that one

Granted, but you lose the game

I wish that
1. everyone else had to type / speak like 1966 Batman and Robin
2. I was excluded from the rule
3. The wish could not be canceled by another wish
4. That i could modify this, incase someone manages to break it

@lilybugged
5. There is no hidden clause in my system Ha Beat That!

Granted, but eventually the batman and robin voices get to you to the point that you commit suicide, and the effects of your wish are cancelled by way of a hidden clause in your system. Surprise!

I wish my cat would stop climbing on my keyboard goddamnit

Granted, your cat now climbs on your monitor
I wish I was more motivated

Granted, you are the most motivated person in the world... for 1 second and now you're lazy again.

I wish I had good luck for as long as I live.

granted: you will know a life time of luck, but everyone around you will have none at all and drive you potty moaning about how bad their luck is.

I wish for a new judge dredd movie

Granted, but it is only produced and sold in Tristan da Cunha.

I wish that the world is doomed for destruction and those who live are trapped in eternal madness of the great daedric lord sheogorath.

Granted, but you have to finish EVERY quest in Skyrim in order for that to happen.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but your sandwich is disgusting

I wish, that my previous wish wasn't ignored
And that the same applications still were enabled

Granted, but your attempts at playing god fail miserably, and the effects wear off immediately.

I wish for Akamasuta to have a fish for a head (< u <

Granted. You get diarrhea from eating her.

I wish that I was the very best, like no one ever could.

Granted. But your name is...
"http://s393.photobucket.com/user/Hazanko9/media/1223008414918.gif.html"

I wish for this to happen, an infinite amount of times. Until My wish is the best
1. Me: creates a wish
2. Person A: Tries to Corrupt Wish
3. Person B: Makes my wish better
4. Me: celebrates victory
5. ...repeat until everyone gives up

Granted but everyone now can't follow any other orders except corrupting another wish.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

You Die from overeating all the sandwiches and no other sustainable foods.

I wish my virtual villagers stopped dying.

Granted, but all the real life villagers in the world die in their place.

I wish sunscreen wasn't so oily.

Granted, but now it has an unbearably disgusting smell, which attracts birds.

I wish I had a bike.