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Sep 2015

Ohhhh this game smile

@fishy You never want to sleep again and end up dying of sleep deprivation frowning

@andychrist You inherit this independent wealth from all your loved ones who listed you in their will simultaneously dying due to mysterious causes frowning

I wish that I will see all outcomes of this wish as positive things stuck_out_tongue

EDIT: @Silverberry You just said

"All outcomes of this wish came out positive, that is to say the wish, which was that all outcomes of this wish was positive, was positive which is to say that all outcomes of this wish was positive and that this wish's outcome was positive to the wish that all outcomes of this wish was positive."

6 times stuck_out_tongue

And the fact that it's true isn't really paradoxical smile btw what does it mean for something to be "positive to" something? confused

DOUBLE EDIT: I think I get it wink

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This keeps on going to the end of eternity. Congratulations you made a paradox!

I wish for an awesome talking friendly sentient spaceship to go on adventures with!

I meant that that outcome of your wish was positive, a good thing, to you making a wish for a good thing. I was thinking of a cyclical format where your wish had a positive outcome to the wish that wished for positive outcomes.

Does that make sense?

Wish unclear. Your talking friendly sentient spaceship is now your penis. Adventures ensue.

I wish for the ability to shoot infinite amounts of ketchup from my hands at will like spiderman.

Wish granted, but it's the nasty, separated, watery kind of ketchup and no amount of shaking your hands will thicken it.

I wish I never had to sleep again.

This works in my favor. Now I can be rude and disappointing at the same time.

You gain the powers of The Flash and not you are the fastest typist alive.

I wish for Curry with Rice.

You have some curry and rice but it's extremely spicy and gives you diarrhea.

I wish I could turn into a dragon

You are a dragon, but your house is to small to acomodate dragons and you can't leave through the door or windows and you certainly don't want to damage any of your stuff.

I wish for a Stay Puff Marshmallow Man that can't detroy New York.

You become the Stay Puff Marshmallow man, and in New York thousands swarm upon you to feast upon your mallowed flesh.

I wish I wasn't so emotional.

You turn into a rock. Goodbye emotions!

(This part is hard - I'm really superstitious and don't like wishing argh)

If only I could fly!

Max Max: Fury Road doesn't win the award for best picture, instead, the director is handed a picture of the reward they sadly missed out on...
.... It was a really nice picture, though.

I wish for world peace! What could go wrong!?

The world becomes technologically stagnant because there's no drive to innovate and develop new technologies now that there's no wars; and hundreds of thousands of people go unemployed now that their field of business (war, weaponry, national security, etc) no longer exists. A peaceful status quo is acheieved: no more wars, but no more change, either. For the rest of humanity's history, this, our current social landscape, will be the norm, no matter its pros or cons. We will never go to Mars or discover interstelllar voyage. We will never develop new means of communication. We will never truly explore the potential of clean, alternative systems; making us terminally dependant on oil. Global warming will never stop, and we'll have to bid farewell to a few countries as the years go by. The Maldives, the Seychelles, and a huge chunk of the Netherlands, all gone. Animals go extinct with the climate change. Diseases like the AIDS, Cancer, and the Common Flu will never have a cure now that they're simply seen as "manageable". Religion will eventually lose value, but soon the notion of culture and folklore will do the same, and so will the idea of "nation" and "nationality". There will be no borders, but there will be no sense of belonging, either. We'll live as we currently are for a couple centuries before we lose our own identity -- the human texture across the world. We will be as flavorless as the air, and like it, and in time, we'll be gone with the wind, without ever leaving a trace of our existence for whoever finds us in the vast emptiness of space.

I wish for a puppy.

The world's economy collapes due to the pies becoming free and losing their value.

I wish for the sun to be blue.

Granted, because of the change in light, all plants lose their ability to photosynthesize and die. As does everything else.

I wish pets were allowed in my dorm.