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Jul 2016

Granted. You get your driver's license, then immediately get on a car accident and die! -__-

I wish for more interesting counter wishes -__-

Granted. The counter wishes get so interesting you explode of excitement! smiley

I wish i could see every concert i wanted whenever i wanted for free forever without any limitations, catches or twists! ^^

Granted!
You get to see concerts whenever you want. A guy sees you walk into the concert doors without paying and starts a riot. There are no riot police so everyone dies.

I wish I someone could corrupt my wish.

Granted!
It is I, your evil twin! I have come to corrupt your wish and you!

I wish someone would subscribe to my comic for at least a year.
Comic here

Someone subscribes to your comic, but they never read it... non-hypocrite.

I wish ash got his/her sandwich

Granted, but it doesn't taste as good as the last sandwich Ash ate and it now leaves him with an emptiness so strong, he'd turn to a supervillain just to recreate the supersandwich he once ate, but will never be able to eat ever again.

I wish I could swim.

Granted.
You recieve free swimming lessons and you learn to swim... Then you swim and get eaten by a shark.

I wish more people would see my comic(s), enjoy them and even want more.

Granted!
Someone sees your comic and enjoys it so much that it becomes an addiction and they OD and die...

I wish I would die on Mars where my body would stay perfectly perserved with no decomposers or bacteria. I would stay sexy forever...

You die on mars, but everyone on the planet decides to never leave the planet again, and never see your sexy body.

I wish I had 20 dollars in my steam wallet.

You do, but you have to spend it all on tf2 reskins.

I wish I didn't have to work as a warehouse packer (this is my actual summer job btw).

Granted but now you don't have a job and you are engulfed by student loans.

I wish oblivion stopped crashing.

Granted, but you can't add any mods to it now.

I wish I became a supervillain again in order to recreate my sandwich that tasted so good and succeeded.

You become the supervillan, but before you can recreate your sandwich, Man-spider thwarts you.

I wish I was man-spider.

Granted, but you die as soon as you thwart someone.

I wish for my fucking sandwich.

You get you (bleep) sandwich but it happens to be a witch made out of sand (sand-witch). She turns you into dog poo and you get stepped on... The End.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted...

You got your ducking sandwich, but I stole it.

I wish I could eat this sandwich in peace (pls ;-;)

You eat the sandwich in peace but afterwards you cursed by the sandwich and must eat all sandwiches in an airplane filled with crying infants.

I wish I actually knew how to use wrye bash

You know how to use whatever the bleep 'wyre bash' is. But the government turns it into an espionage device and use it to spy on you. (Look out for 'wyre bashes' before you shower!)

I Trump gets elected. (Corrupt this please!)