Corrupt-A-Wish!

[lorenu]

Granted, but it doesn't taste as good as the last sandwich Ash ate and it now leaves him with an emptiness so strong, he'd turn to a supervillain just to recreate the supersandwich he once ate, but will never be able to eat ever again.

I wish I could swim.

[shatterjure]

Granted.
You recieve free swimming lessons and you learn to swim... Then you swim and get eaten by a shark.

I wish more people would see my comic(s), enjoy them and even want more.

[lukas3]

Granted!
Someone sees your comic and enjoys it so much that it becomes an addiction and they OD and die...

I wish I would die on Mars where my body would stay perfectly perserved with no decomposers or bacteria. I would stay sexy forever...

[sillydilly2002]

You die on mars, but everyone on the planet decides to never leave the planet again, and never see your sexy body.

I wish I had 20 dollars in my steam wallet.

[jayorten]

You do, but you have to spend it all on tf2 reskins.

I wish I didn't have to work as a warehouse packer (this is my actual summer job btw).

[sillydilly2002]

Granted but now you don't have a job and you are engulfed by student loans.

I wish oblivion stopped crashing.

[AshKetchup]

Granted, but you can't add any mods to it now.

I wish I became a supervillain again in order to recreate my sandwich that tasted so good and succeeded.

[sillydilly2002]

You become the supervillan, but before you can recreate your sandwich, Man-spider thwarts you.

I wish I was man-spider.

[AshKetchup]

Granted, but you die as soon as you thwart someone.

I wish for my fucking sandwich.

[lukas3]

You get you (bleep) sandwich but it happens to be a witch made out of sand (sand-witch). She turns you into dog poo and you get stepped on... The End.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted...

[sillydilly2002]

You get a time paradox, game over.

I wish for my ducking sandwich (quack quack)

[AshKetchup]

You got your ducking sandwich, but I stole it.

I wish I could eat this sandwich in peace (pls ;-;)

[sillydilly2002]

You eat the sandwich in peace but afterwards you cursed by the sandwich and must eat all sandwiches in an airplane filled with crying infants.

I wish I actually knew how to use wrye bash

[lukas3]

You know how to use whatever the bleep 'wyre bash' is. But the government turns it into an espionage device and use it to spy on you. (Look out for 'wyre bashes' before you shower!)

I Trump gets elected. (Corrupt this please!)

[avalonmao]

Trump gets elected and now it's World War Three.
I wish I never need to use the bathroom at night

[AshKetchup]

Granted, you now pee/poop in your bed at night.

I wish for a Fully functional delicious sandwich generator that never runs out of sandwiches and never breaks.

[lukas3]

Granted! However, no one wants to eat your 'delicious' sandwiches and your house fills up with sandwiches. Flies and insects come for miles and bite, sting, and eventually kill you.

I wish the everyone could forget about borders and remove them. (You don't see borders from space do you?)

[AshKetchup]

Granted, everyone forgot about the borders because there's no one to remember the borders. Everyone is dead.

I wish for the same thing I wished for previously but that generator is all for me, I ain't sharing it with anyone!

[lukas3]

You get the generator and you don't share it with anyone. An angry mob comes to your door steals your machine and beats you to death. (Or maybe it's kill you then take the generator?) The End

Me wish for a non-poisoned, very soft, totally harmless cupcake.

[sillydilly2002]

You choke on the totally harmless cupcake.

I wish that I got a good grade in math.