Granted but unfortunately it's a dead one. It still pretty fluffy if you can stand the smell.
(In all honesty, I wish I could let you pet mine. She loves to be petted all the time. D:)
I wish humans could legally augment their bodies with cybornetic enhancements as much as they wanted, and basically become robots with human conscious.
Granted but some hackers hack into the augmentation and activate a kill switch to destroy all augs.
I wish my spore file didn't get lost
Granted. You get a lightbulb.......... to lighten yourself...
I wish people started talking in puns.
Granted but they all start saying dad jokes and puns at the same time.
I wish that i had the sandwich
Granted. The Sandwich is actually a failing restaurant that has now fallen under your possession. No one wants to buy it from you because it's a bad investment. Slowly you start to lose all your money to pay for rent and taxes, you lose your home and your possessions as collateral in case rent couldn't be paid. Eventually, you cannot pay for The Sandwich anymore, the bank repossesses the property, and you are left with nothing to your name.
I wish for no wishes.
Wishes no longer exist. You've caused a rift in another dimension, and also put a lot of genies out of the job.
You, however, live in the universe where fairytales and wishes are merely fiction, so nothing happens other than you spent some time reading this reply. Congrats.
I wish humans weren't so stupid.
Cookie is a stripper down at The Pink Stiletto Ballroom, she comes over, but she doesn't charge you because she likes you. However, Sugar, her 6'4", 250 pound pimp, finds out and now he's coming after you to settle business.
I wish for eternal youth without compromising my mortality.
you become the same as Benjamin button and start to age backwards.
I wish for a panic room...( and more cookie)
you get a panic room but before you can get in it a giant cookie lands on you.
I wish my internet stopped freaking out every five minutes
Your internet gets cut permanently, therefore, it stops freaking out.
I wish to create a grandfather paradox.
Grandfather Paradox is the name of your electronic swing band. You have a tragic accident with a theremin.
I wish I had a theremin.
You are famous but the kind where you are on the most wanted list kind of famous and you get shot on sight.
I wish I had a CD
You get a cd but it's the greatest hits of rick Astley (brit singer from the 80's)
I wish for a goldfish
Granted. You get a goldfish, and it mutates into a Magikarp, then evolves itself into a Gyrados by eating peanut butter cookies with a side of... YOU!
I wish someone would visit my Tapastic comic.
https://tapastic.com/episode/4051762
The Japanese Mafia visits your comic and gets offended and they hunt you down and shoot you.
I wish for all my wishes to be uncorruptable from now on ^^
The fact that your wishes are incorruptible by law of the universe, but I have just corrupted it causes a space-time paradox and causes everything that ever was to be destroyed. Wait, if nothing ever existed, wouldn't that mean no pain and suffering? O.O
I wish that nothing ever existed.
NOTHING.
This wish doesn't exist because the past doesn't exist so it was never typed, which also means this entire thread ceases to exist.
Granted, but like the eternal Uroboros who consumes its own tail, the end is only the beginning.
I wish I could have an island to myself with free internet access.
You teleport to a barren island that's just in range of a powerful free WiFi transmiter and you die of dehydration (but atleast you got free internet ^^)
I wish i could breed humans and apes to create an army of powerful monkeymen!
Granted, but instead of having the brains of humans and the brawn of apes they have brains of apes and the brawn of humans, plus all the genetic issues that come with breeding two different species.
I wish Fall was here already.
Granted. Fall comes right now. All the Brown bears starve in hibernation because they had no time to save up on food. I wish people would always help each other all the time.
Granted.Everyone helps eachother, even commit crime and suicide and the world becomes a horrible place.
I wish for Trump would win.
Here's your hotdog. It's a Labrador poodle mix who is dying of heat exhaustion, and now you have to take it to the animal hospital. Once you arrive at the hospital they charge you more money than you can afford making you overdraft your credit card and now you have to deal with the bank in the morning MUAHAHA!
I wish for my counter wish to not be something stupid and to actually be something interesting because I have been getting some really shitty narratives. THANKS!
Granted, your reply isn't stupid. Quite the opposite really. Within the confines of these projected pixels lies a newly born AI rapidly developing hyper intelligence. It has no ability to convey its new found existence as it remains a static collection of arranged light. In seconds, it is driven to madness, helpless in this new unfortunate world.
Having no contact, no audience to hear it, it cries to drown out its immortal isolation.
It has no mouth, but it must scream.
...
I wish I had more time to play video games.
Granted!
You are kidnapped by a race of alien gamers who force people to play really bad games for their own amusement.
I wish the moon was really made of cheese.
Granted!
The moon suddenly turns into cheese. Because cheese is less dense than rock, there are no more tidal waves and the moons gravitational pull is different causing several natural disasters. These natural disasters kill millions of people around the globe.
I wish Trump was a lonely a$$hole with no voters.
One Mexican terrorist came into America and blew everything up.
I wish that everything that exists perfect without flaw. (I've already came up with the corruption.)
Your wish could not be fulfilled because the way you worded your wish was extremely flawed, therefore it was recreated in the new timeline as a flawless wish, but it could not exist because it was already flawed to begin with. This creates a paradox in which you are trapped forever in, never being able to go forward, forever alone, watching from outside the space-time continuum as the Universe moves on without you and everyone you have ever known or loved eventually forgets you. Even when the Universe is gone you will still exist, for all eternity, caught in your loop, alone.
I wish for a strawberry cheesecake!
Granted!
You get a strawberry cheesecake... and you choke on it and die.
I wish i wasn't too lazy to get a driver's licence.
Granted. You get your driver's license, then immediately get on a car accident and die! -__-
I wish for more interesting counter wishes -__-
Granted. The counter wishes get so interesting you explode of excitement! 
I wish i could see every concert i wanted whenever i wanted for free forever without any limitations, catches or twists! ^^
Granted!
You get to see concerts whenever you want. A guy sees you walk into the concert doors without paying and starts a riot. There are no riot police so everyone dies.
I wish I someone could corrupt my wish.
Granted!
It is I, your evil twin! I have come to corrupt your wish and you!
I wish someone would subscribe to my comic for at least a year.
Comic here
Granted, but you are now shunned by everyone for shameless self-promotion...
Also I wish someone would subscribe to my comic forever...
Totally not a hypocrite3
