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Aug 2016

"Be honest with me..do I look pretty cool with this mask?"

"The "in" thing is not brushing your hair, so stop pushing your outdated social-norms on me mom."

"Yeah....yeah... whatever dude. I'm eating cruchy choc cereals for diner anyway!"

Dang! When will it be christmas? Why do I have to be 'Rudolph the red-nosed half clown, half reindeer'....

"FINALLY! I have created a butt with a strange tail! Now to add my logo on top of it...Perfect! It's a masterpiece!"

"Just because I'm kawaii af doesn't mean I won't steal your soul and take it to hell... WHERE IT BELONGS!"

"Hello ladies look at your man..now back to me..look at your man..now back to me. Sadly he isn't me, but if he switch to old spice body wash he could smell like me."