-Hum... hi? I'm Oliver, and I'm the brain of the relationship I'm in. It's not your usual relationship, because we are three... anyways, I think Dara and Nikolay share a braincell, so, do they count as two persons? HEY- okay, okay, sorry. My boyfriends do have more than one braincell, I promise... Dara, drop the plushie! Don't throw it at me! The thing is, you have to read the novel, because we're not on a relationship there... yet. And I want you to read me teasing Nikolay, it's so funny to see him embarrassed!
-You forgot the most important part: you are a catboy! Who doesn't like catboys?! Don't look at me like that, your ears are adorable. Hi, I'm Dara and some people see me as a feral guy, but I promise I just love cute things! Like my boyfriends! I was born in the Magic World, but some things led me to the Human World. I'm not going to say the reason yet... but if you read, I promise you'll know, someday! Your turn now, my edgy vampire!
-SHHH DON'T- Ugh... hi, I'm Nikolay, and I am a... yeah, a vampire. I like a lot of things... What?! Yeah, I know this is not about me! Okay, again... I like to dye my hair every month, and... all those things- I'M NOT EDGY, STOP THAT, OLI! Well, as you see, my boyfriends like to tease me a lot, but I love them. I would love it if you read our story! It's so important to me. If you like fantasy set in a modern universe, and LGBTQ representation, your place is here!