Tell me your best knock knock joke!
Okay, for this one, you have to start it, say "knock-knock"
Knock KnockWho's thereIt's me open the fucking door ya bastard.
knock knock (I must add more characters)
who`s there?
Quiche........................
come in!, Quiche
Knock KnockWho's there?...Who's there?...W-who's there?...Who are you?!...WHO ARE YOU......knock knock
Knock knock
Who's there?
You don't want to know
Knock knock.
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Ya I see you on my door app. Go away
Knock Knock
Your soulmate
hastily opens the door
Where are you?
looks down and sees cheeseburger, goes back inside with tears of happiness
The end.
i dont know the identity of that "There" you are talking about......
Owls
Owls who?
Correct, owls do hoo.
Knock KnockWho´s there?......H-hello?...Huh, that´s weird. I thought somebody was on the door. Maybe I just che-
Knock Knock!
Smellmap?
Smellmap who?
Ewww no
Knock knock?Who's there?Doctor.Doctor Who?Actually, it's just The Doctor....
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Little old lady."
"Little old lady who?"
"I didn't know you could yodel."
Good one right there
