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May 2016

"Oh... Apology accepted."

(Oh yeah, we need a name for this story. ButtMantaStudios I'm counting on you! (But really anyone can give ideas for the name))

Great! Why dony we introduce ourselves properly this pillow is my wife.

(I sugest henry and his waifu pillow)

"I'm Rudolphus Ohmiglob, and this goat is my fiancee. Say hi, Lisa."

("On the Chicken Wings of Love?" Dunno. I'll think one up.)

"Well...," brayed Lisa the Goat, "Totes THESE goats!" Lisa then launched a surprise...

Throw waifu-chan like a giant shuriken blocking every single shuriken with her soft pillowy body, she then says the words...

(I hope you guys don't mind me breaking the rules here but I'm making a paragraph. I just NEED this idea)

As Henry ran to the dying Waifu-chan everything went dark. Henry put Waifu-chan's head on his lap, he then stared at his wife and she stared back, thinking that Henry was going to be the last thing she sees. Despite what he did she still smiled when he came. As Henry went closer to Waifu-chan's ear he whispered to her the words:
"You're a pillow, those shurikens didn't affect you."
As Waifu-chan looked at her body she was dumbfounded when she realised she has no wounds because she's a pillow.

Little did Waifu-Chan know, one of the shuriken managed to pierce her pillowy exterior.....
And broke the cursed seal that was placed within her. And after a .5 second mystical light and smoke show, Waifu-Chan was a human again!

Waifu-Chans memory came flooding back as to who she once was, she was....

I'm real now, Henry-chan! But unfortunately now that the seal has broken and i am human, my healing powers are lost.

"So don't use me like a f**king human shield. Seriously. That was not cool. We need to see a marriage counselor." Lisa the Goat agreed, nodding her shaggy head. "Communication and not using loved ones as shields," bleated Lisa, "Are the key to a strong marriage and MU'FUGGIN SNEAK SPECIAL ATTACK OF...!"

Summoning Lord Aifac Gohts, The Prince of the Wastes, Ender of Stars, Decider of Fates, and Shagger of Goats!

Suddenly smoke appeared out of no where with lighting stemming from the cloud, a large figure materialized out of the smoke.