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Mar 2016

the cow took off its cow mask and revealed itself to be... Chad the Unspankable!!! Our hero suddenly...

Sprang into spanking action against his arch nemesis. But behind him... the old man...

. . . revealed himself to be our hero's horse, Buttor, who turns out to be Canadian! Afterwards . . .

This caused a rift in their friendship, never once a issue like this has arisen between the two.

Sensing awkward tension due to the disagreemnt, Chad the Unspankable fiddled nervously with his hands, wondering if he should come back at a different time. He decided...

"Let's all touch each other's butts
but warm your hands
butt warms your hand
but warm your hands...

"But don't forget to wash your hands later,
or the infection will spread greater,
for touching our butts together,
you'll find truth no greater...

"Let's all touch each other's butts,
the townsmen say it drives them nuts,
but have they done the same? Never...
So let's all touch our butts forever."

(This bit doesn't count: I'm definitely going to turn this story into a comic XD)

The cheery tune lightened the mood between the two old friends. But alas! It was all part Chad the Unspankable's evil plan!

(Please do, we'd really like to participate if it's an option!)

He was wearing 'The Neckless of a thousand Truths' ™, that had the power to stop the laser... but he accidently wore it the wrong way round, so...

Despite their earlier quarrel, Buttor bravely steps in to shield his friend! insert dramatic music

(May I help with anything regarding the comic? This is pretty interesting. I dunno, perhaps with character designs? Or not? :D)