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Sep 2020

The old man (while his hands behind him and with closed eyes): Welcome, welcome, welcome...

Ohh I like this idea!

There’s a lot of ridiculous one-liners in there, but the one that immediately comes to mind would be this...

“How many dicks does a turkey have?”

"Ever had ya palm read by an alligator?"

(I refuse to give context)

"My best friend is an idiot!"

"That is not a piece of cake!"

LoL, I was reading Your comic few hours before. Btw. I love Your comic.

I do love those random lines!


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He was arrested for taking a dump on his neighbor's grandmum's leg, after which in court he attacked the judge, stomping him in the nuts 9 times

Rokuzo turned to her quietly. “She is unconscious, I was counting.” He paused, “If I did it right.”

Hannah tries to make a new friend.

“Isn’t it unfair that men can grow beards and women can’t? I saw this TV special once about a woman with a beard, but it’s not like that’s exactly normal. Plus it didn’t match her hair. Not that it matters,” she said, with just a touch of desperation. “Women can have beards if they want to. I don’t want to sound like I’m prejudiced or anything. I’d probably grow a beard if nature would let me.”