I saw Xiz in the parking lot laughing at a confused person wondering where their car went, pressing the unlock button on their key fob and then hearing a beep coming from the roof of the library.
The poor confused man took out his phone, made a call and said “Hey Babe, you’re not gonna believe what I’m about to say but the car got on the roof of the library… I’m 100% serious … What do you mean it’s parked at home? I pressed the unlock button on the key fob and the sound came from the roof, I’ll try again.”
He pressed the button on his car keys but no sound came from anywhere around us. “I don’t hear it now but I swear to God I drove here… You’re standing in the garage and it’s there?... The keys are still on the key rack. What the heck are you talking about, you’re tripping, they’re in my h-” He looked at his hands that were holding the keys just a second ago only to see them empty. He patted all of his pockets, going so far as flipping them inside-out, looking everywhere to see if they’d fallen to the ground but to no avail. He scratched his head, questioned his own sanity, and said “You can see me standing on the lawn talking to you!?! WHAT THE F-” Suddenly he disappeared mid sentence in front of me. I looked around, then - with my heightened hearing - heard a scream coming from the suburbs.
Xiz was rolling on the ground now laughing at the man’s reaction.
I rolled my eyes as I left Xiz to his mischief.