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Sep 2020

I just messed up on the cover- now I have to start over and I'm mad:expressionless:

Apparently I have very few insults in my novel? But I think I have a couple funny ones :see_no_evil:

“Yeah, he doesn’t exactly help my reputation, the nice jerk.” Liz rolled her eyes.

Enjoy the lack of context :joy:

“Your brother,” she began, distaste evident on her features.
“Is family,” Damien cut in with a pointed look.
“Is an asshole,” she mumbled.
Jake laughed. “You’re both right.”

Mines not really a novel, more like a whole story- I've already wrote 2 pages- also I decided to change it to The Demon Lord and the Vampire!!

What like online thing do yall use for like drawing and stuff, or like apps- I said like to much- trust me I'm not Jojo Siwa-

The first one is more of a begrudging compliment in the form of light insult :see_no_evil: it really needs more context to make sense.

That second one always makes me laugh when I reread it :joy:

I had the same problem of not being able to find many insults! :joy: But here's one from Devil's Triangle that hasn't been published yet:

“Sandra?” Her lips curled in a mocking sneer. “You mean that loose woman next door?”

It was easier to find insults in Dark Bytes actually.

Her eyes on the door, she watched it give way slowly under pressure. The hinges creaked and whined until finally, it burst open. A group of undead spilled into the small cabin, hungry for her blood. A smirk grew on her lips as she aimed the revolver at the large barrel of gunpowder at her feet.

“I’ve waited long enough, you pieces of shit. Now come and get me,” she snarled.

That first one reminded me of a bunch of high school mean girls lol :joy:

This insult comes from my first chapter when the two MCs in my BL fantasy first meet.

He stared at me for a moment, and something unreadable swept over his face. Then he said coolly, “You have the eyes of a whore.”
I blinked at the topic change and the sting of his words. “I have my mother’s eyes.”
“Is that not what I just said?”

Needless to say, it is not love at first sight. XD

That one won’t be posted for.... quite a while, still :sweat_smile: it was just too good to not post here :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

A few that I haven't written yet, but stick around in my head?

Guy to Girl: "What can I do to get you to love me?"
Girl: "Have you considered re-incarnation?"

Another one

Girl: "Fun fact, we're in the same class at school. I was moved forwards a year, and he was held back one."
Guy: "Hey, you can't just go around telling people that!"
Girl: "They'd find out soon enough."