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(I think picking these three characters was a mistake XD)

3) Irrational fears?
Alec: Don't have any.
Luke: I thought you feared clowns, and carnies.
Alec: Clowns, maybe. As for carnies, I dislike their need to sell me something. I'm a saleman too, of sorts. And those games are scams.
Aldi: I'm deathly afraid of bees and hornets and wasps, and even dragonflies. Any insect with a "hovering" flight pattern. And no, I'm not allergic. Just really don't want to get stung. Accidentally disturbed a hornet's nest as a kid. Not fun.
Luke: I'm afraid of going to the dentist.
Alec: Isn't that pretty common?
Luke: Maybe. But I really don't like how they judge your brushing habits and yell at you if you don't floss.
Aldi: They're not supposed to yell at you.
Luke: Really? Well...that's just part of the fear, then?
Alec: I think you're just excusing yourself for not flossing every day...

4) Is cold cereal real food and which goes first, milk, or cereal?
Alec: If you're talking about that kiddie cereal with all that sugar in it. No, it is not food, just empty calories.
Luke: Aww, you're no fun.
Aldi: What about grits?
Alec: That's a hot cereal. The question is about cold cereals.
Luke: What about the second part?
Aldi: Milk goes first.
Luke: I agree. The latter is a huge waste of milk.
Alec: Who are you?

5) Is "drama" a real fiction genre?
Alec: I live it...every day.
Luke: Don't sound so dramatic, dad.
Alec: What? My business isn't doing too good, which pays for your food and clothes, by the way.
Luke: I work on the farm, dad. Like you and mom used to. Don't accuse me of loafing around. Carl and I do hard work around here.
Alec: Pfft. Try office work for a change. You'll crumble into a heap.
Aldi: I think drama can be it's own thing, but I feel like most drama stories need comedy or light wholesome stuff to balance it out though, else we'd be very depressed by the end, so it's hard to keep to drama as a "one-and-only" thing. Wouldn't you agree, boys?
(Dad/son arguing in bg)

6

Should pants ever be leather (faux leather counts)? What about sequins on clothes?


Kattar: (flatly) Do not raise your hand, Lise. Alicia lowers her hand. No, sequins do not belong on clothes. A few well placed rhinestones MAYBE, but sequins are scratchy, and when they start falling off they just make a mess and the outfit becomes ugly and unwearable Alicia begins raising her hand. Now my sweetheart here will say- lower your hand Alicia - as she doesn't lower her hand, snickering smirking slightly Alicia lower your hand, we already know you'll wear anything that's even marginally clean.

Alicia: I like sequins and faux leather. I have a faux leather mini skirt I wear when I want to look chic.

Kattar: Okay but that's not the same as leather pants. Leather pants do not belong on anyone.

Melissa: I have to agree. They're too shiny, too tight, too squeaky. Why would anyone wear them? I mean they make you look like you've been drenched in tar or are wearing one of those peel-off charcoal face masks but wrapped around your whole lower body. I mean, you'd need an awfully big one but you get my point. And I guess you'd only need like two of three of them if you're my size anyway, right?

Jinho: Ew.

Andrew: Um...in gentler words than my friend here chose to use, no sequins and no leather pants for me. Of course I'm not going to tell anyone they can't wear what they want to within reason but...

Jinho: Leather pants do not fall within reason, and sequins are visual assault.

Andrew: I think I'll stick with slacks and blue jeans. Jeans are good.

Kattar: Okay, but you have to have at least one black pair of jeans in your closet though.

Andrew: black jeans?

Jinho: Are you kidding, do you know how hot it is in Mexico City?


Leia: Sequins are ehh. I have a pair of leather pants that I like, but they don't fit me particularly well now that I've...rounded out a bit. I think their biggest risk is just how inflexible they are. You can't wear them if you gain even a little bit of weight.

Riley: Yeah but they're gross regardless. I don't do sequins either because I find them gaudy, but I'll occasionally use a bit of glitter or put press on sticky-gems on my nails, though it's not fun on school days cuz...the boy's locker room immediately becomes living hell if you wear makeup and paint your nails. It's like feeding gremlins after midnight and suddenly normal seeming kids are voracious little demons who will tear you apart.

Leia: (puts her hand on his shoulder.)

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Higen: ... you are the seamstress Ozwald I think you should answer this one

Ozwald: Is a little bit difficult, at the underground we do not have leather as they do in the human realm for clothing, we wouldn't use very hot fabric, but I have been playing around with it and experimenting with some patterns, I think they should be made into pants if the person wearing it wants to when you do clothing you have to consider the wants and style of the person making the clothing request I have seen some very good leather pants on RuRoll Race worn by the contestants but I don't think I can pull the style off myself

Higen: ... I do not like how they cling to my skin and are super hot, I do wear leggings under my armor but that doesn't feel like the leather pants did, we had some in the clothes Tartaros HQ left for us at our apartment when we arrived I try them one but putting them on and taking them off was a nightmare.

What about sequins on clothes?

Ozwald: all the way yes!!! when you need to leave people with their jaws hanging you clap do clap sequins or rhinestone clap it's very laborious but the clothing tends to look so good!

Higen: worried about how hype Ozwald is acting I... I did see a man on a mechanical horse (BN: Hiegn doesn't know what a motorcycle is) he had a very cool drawing made with sequins on his jacket, I´m going to say yes, now excuse me I need to wrap Ozwald with a heavy blanket before he talks about being on project rightway again.

Ozwald: THE JUDGES ARE NOT READY FOR WHAT I HAVE IN ST-

Ozwald was tackled to the ground and promptly wrapped like a burrito with a weighted blanket by Higen

Leia: Cold cereal is okay, but you probably want to eat something else with it if you don't want to be hungry for the rest of the day. you really have to eat an unreasonable amount just to feel full for fifteen minutes.

Riley: Cereal is just empty calories. I don't waste my time on it.

Leia:...(a little worried) it's light though, Riley. It's not like you'd gain weight just from eating a little bit.

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Leia: I think drama is a real genre. it just implies slice of life but the more...well...dramatic and chaotic slice of life. Cops, suspense etc.

Riley: It's a genre. I don't read or watch it, but it's a real genre.

(this is available for free for everyone to read on my Patreon public posts

7 What's your ideal type? What fashion statement/style do you find most attractive?


Kattar: (flushing violently and looking a little irritated) I don't think I really have an ideal type. I just like someone or I don't. It's not like I have a list of features I could breakdown like that. (Alicia frowns)

Jinho: Okay but when you like someone there are no features that stand out to you as most attractive?

Andrew: Yeah like cute smiles. Or just wide smiles. I'm a sucker for bright eyes too, and easy-laughers.

Jinho: (rolling his eyes) Well, if I ever meet Strawberry Shortcake I'll introduce you two.

Alicia: (frowning still, curtly) I don't have any particular ideal type I can easily pinpoint, but my last boyfriend was pretty slim and on the prettier side, so I suppose I like pretty boys. (now Kattar frowns.)

Jinho: Okay, but both of you have to have a little more detail on what you like specifically.

Andrew: This coming from the man who hasn't listed anything at all.

Jinho: rambles off a long and incredibly specific list in rapid Korean of which the only words anyone (Andrew exclusively since the others don't speak Korean) can decipher are "round faces."

Kattar: Well I like girls wearing a feminine style, with little details like leather jackets and ankle boots to break up the cutesy-ness. But honestly as long as the clothes suit the person wearing them, I don't really care that much.

Alicia: I'm not strict about fashion. There are reasonable limits, but as long as he isn't dressed like Prince I think I'm good.

Andrew: I don't care about fashion really.

Jinho: Anything that requires less than twenty minutes to put on in the morning.

Andrew: there are a lot of things you can put on in twenty minutes though. Like snakeskin.

Jinho: (seems to turn a little gray.) and anything NOT made of snakeskin.

Alicia: I like dark hair and eyebrows, that might count for something too.

Jinho: So your type is yourself?

Alicia: since when do I count as a thin pretty boy? I named two things that I happen to have in common with my ideal type. Any man would sue God if he was born with this body.

Andrew: Kattar still hasn't answered at all.

three days later in the middle of a random conversation

Alicia: So do you seriously not have any kind of type you can narrow down at all?

Kattar: (after a very long exasperated sigh) Fine. I guess I like brown girls with curly hair and curvy figures.

Alicia: (scoffing, shaking her head and pretending to be annoyed) Aishhhhh. You're such a creep.

Kattar: (looks at her dryly and rolls his eyes.)

Question 4: Cereal? Milk?

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): Oh yes, cold cereal is a food. Whether it's a nice bowl of something relatively healthy like Mini Wheats or that indulgence in diabetes known as Fruit Loops, cereal makes for a nice, quick meal and even the occasional snack. As for milk: Cereal first, then milk. We're civilised people here.

Daecon: I owe my very existence to cold cereal. When I was a kid it was the only thing I'd eat. Honestly, I don't know how poor Dion handled raising me. As for milk: You put milk in your cereal? Gross. Milk is gross. I like my cereal dry and by the handful.

Question 5: Is drama a thing?

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): Not only is Drama a thing in fiction, it's essential no matter what the main genre of the story is. It would be hard to find a book with no drama in it. As for whether it makes for a good main topic, I wouldn't intentionally gravitate toward something like that, but it would certainly be valid.

Daecon: I agree with Thunder Chicken here. Drama is everywhere, even in comedy.

Question 6: Leather pants? Sequins?

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): I grew up in the 1980's, when hair metal was a thing. Leather and spandex were everywhere, and I was enjoying every minute of it. Would I wear it personally? No. It looks terribly uncomfortable. But an 80's hair metal dude decked out in leather and spikes? Oh my, yes! Now, as for sequins, nope. That's more a 70's thing and it's a little too flashy and gaudy for my taste.

Daecon: Absolutely! While I'm much (much, much) younger than Thunder Chicken I do love everything 80's, especially the styles. Everything was so over the top! . I love the look and feel of leather, and I love how it shows off my... um... assets. Owen and the others tell me now that tight leather pants aren't exactly befitting somebody in my position, so I guess that fun is over, but I swear to God, they can have my tie-dyed shirts and tight acid washed jeans when they peel them off my cold, dead body! Now, sequins? Absolutely not. When I dress, I want it to be me who sparkles, not some tiny sparkly bits on my clothes!

Question 7: What is your ideal type? Fashion, etc?

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): As far as fashion, I think we covered that in the last question! But my ideal type? I like the nerdy type. Preferably shorter than me, with a slight muscular build. With glasses. Ginger hair is a bonus. Smart, caring, a little unsure of himself. The elusive Cute Gay Nerd. Thankfully, this describes my husband (except the ginger hair).

Daecon: Looks at Thunder Chicken You keep your eyes off my Evander!

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): But I invented Evander! And you, too, come to think of it! You were both drawn in ways that I find attractive. Admittedly, Evander is my ideal, but don't worry, you're still hot too. Hell, I gave you wings! Evander doesn't have those!

Daecon: Somewhat mollified Yeah, I guess so. And I will admit, you did a great job on Evander. He's exactly my type. I mean, he is perfect!

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): Well, I drew him to be that way, but you'd still find him to be perfect even if I had drawn him another way because you two are Fated Mates...

XD, I had to give up sorting things by era a long time ago. I was donated a lot of clothes from my grandmothers generation and once you have an orange blazer with padded shoulders there is no going back

milk before cereal girl has exited the chat.

Higen: I like steel types ´cos some are very knightly and Ozwald whispers into Higen´s ear hum... like romantic type? well someone I can count on and they have to be super nice with people, I would like someone who does not use me for my name or title someone who sees beyond that.

Ozwald: I guess someone that I feel safe around to be myself, that won't judge me, a good listener would be nice too.

hat fashion statement/style do you find most attractive?

Higen: I don't think is the style of clothing they wear I think is the confidence they display in whatever they wear that catches my eye.

Ozwald: yeah confidence is attractive, if someone displays so much confidence in themselves I think they would look attractive in any clothing style

Blue Fedora: Oh, DEFINITELY! With whipped cream and marshmallows, too, of course.

Otto: (Pouring Bailey's into the Cocoa) Huh? What was the question again?

He and Alicia would go out for martinis, and Kattar would be furious

8 Who is your favorite celebrity?

Kattar: Since I was a kid I've been a big fan of all the big action movie stars, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Bronson, yes, I even liked Nicholas Cage movies though I know people have mixed feelings about them. For musicians, I like Paramore, Sleeping with Sirens, Bad Omens, My Chemical Romance and the likes.

Alicia: I was going to say Kattar Moon, and Clara Moon.

Andrew: Yeah like, my big sister, the most famous painter of this generation.

Jinho: The queen of acrylic, Alicia Palmero.

Kattar: Okay, don't you guys go making me feel guilty for being the only person who actually answered the question.

Alicia: gasps mockingly are you insinuating we're just saying these things to be flattering?

Jinho: Yeah, it's not like we're trying to end up in her will or anything. My full name is Jinho Yoon btw, no middle name. Surname spelled like the member of SVT.

Alicia: Noted.

Kattar: Hold on, you guys can't just get away with listing people you actually know.

Andrew: I'm also a pretty big fan of Enrique Iglesias. And Gabriel Iglesias, not because they share a surname.

Alicia: Billie Holiday, Maya Anjelou, Nikki Giovanni. My favorite actresses are Octavia Spencer and Angela Basset.

Jinho: But Octavia Spencer isn't going to put you in her will, is she?

(Alicia actually references Nikki Giovanni in this chapter

8: Favourite celebrity?

Carmen (Thunder Chicken): Depends on what they're famous for. Singer, I'd say Rob Halford of Judas Priest. He is commonly accepted, even among other heavy metal artists, to be the "Metal God", ie the king of heavy metal. His vocal range is absolutely incredible - he can sing anything from a mellow ballad to a hard charging, heavy hitting metal song. Oh, and he came out as gay in the mid 1990's, giving me yet another reason to look up to him. He showed that even in the heavy metal world sexuality isn't an issue as long as you're a good person. TV/Movie Star, I'd have to say Keannu Reeves. He isn't a particularly great actor, but what a hell of a nice guy. And he's hot.

Daecon: She's kind of past her prime, but I LOVE Lady Gaga! Full of energy, an excellent artist, an ally, and, something that would probably impress Thunder Chicken: She's a big fan of Judas Priest as well!

Thunder Chicken: Yes, I knew that about her. Rob Halford is a big fan of hers, too. He mentioned it in his book. Lady Gaga isn't my cup of tea, but I respect her.

Daecon: Ok, so with music out of the way, I'd have to say Neil Patrick Harris for TV/Movie. I love the part he plays in How I Met Your Mother. I've seen pics of him from the 90's when he was in that Doogie Howser show. Hot nerd! And he's 'one of us'!

Thunder Chicken: *Laughs in middle age" Yes, I remember Doogie Howser. I was totally shipping Doogie and Vinnie back then. I had no idea Neil was gay back then, but I'd always hoped...

Daecon: Wait. Shipping Doogie and who?

Thunder Chicken: Vinnie. He used to climb in Doogie's bedroom window all the time. It was 'wholesome' 1990's TV, so none of my wildest fantasies were ever shown, but that didn't stop me from having them.

Daecon: Really? Excuse me while I go do some Youtube searching...

I think I've heard of the band, but I didn't know their lead singer's name. I love metal XD

I totally forgot to mention Kattar's favorite musicians lol

8 Are you good at flirting?

Andrew: (reddening) Ummmm....

Jinho: The answer is no. Young innocence over here has never flirted with anyone a day in his life or even considered it.

Andrew: that's fair enough.

Kattar: yeah me neither, I definitely don't think I'm a flirt.

Alicia: You be quiet. Aren't you ashamed that you can lie so brazenly?

Kattar: (lightly taking up one of Alicia's curls and twirling it around his finger) I have no idea what you are referring to, but if anything comes to mind I'll retract my statement.

Alicia: Ugh! you're impossible (yanking her hand out of his hand) The answer is no. I'm mediocre at flirting, but I don't do it very often. I've spent an exorbitant amount of time trying to get a certain someone to flush-

Kattar: what someone?

Alicia: and it nexts to never works.

Jinho: If push comes to shove fire. fire makes everyone flush.

Alicia: Kattar on the other hand is pretty good at flirting.

Kattar: REAlly? Now I'm intrigued, when have I shown myself good at flirting?

Alicia: Just be quiet before you get yourself into trouble.

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Kattar flirting

Alicia flirting the one time she succeeded

And going back because I forgot to answer so many of these as Melissa

Melissa: My ideal type is obviously my sweet amazing husband Miguel. He's the light of my life. As for fashion I don't really care about men's fashion, it's like fashion wasn't made for them. I do not mean that they shouldn't wear clothes, everyone should wear clothes, but I just feel like most men's fashion is just pretty blah so I don't care. I mean there are some things I don't want anyone to wear - speedos. that's a big one. leather pants also. shorts that are shorter than their knees. Other than that I think I'm probably fine, I mean my hubby is pretty stylish and he looks like a dapper daddy all of the time. A literal daddy okay we have a teenage son, I know how to speak professionally in mixed company alright, alright, let's move on before my sister-in-law gives me a talking too.

Melissa: Judy Garland. Kristin Chenoweth, Adele, anybody who was on Glee. Finneas. Dustin Hoffman. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt... (fan-girl sigh.)

Melissa: (laughs shrilly) Oh goidness no - I'm the absolute worst. When I got married it was the awkwardest thing under the sun for the whole first year I have to tell you. Even now I'm like a 7 out of 90 and my goodness, my poor husband, you should all pray for him because he's a saint, and if long suffering is a virtue he has it in spades, hearts, diamonds, and all the others suits their might be at any given time.

9 can you sing?

Melissa: No. me and my relatives have had some conversations about my role in the birthday song. I'm supposed to clap, I'm not supposed to sing...that said I sing anyway I mean who's gonna stop me right? and on Christmas day, they can't gag you when you want to join in on the carols or they won't get any presents from Santa. I assure you silencing someone else's joyful noise will not get you any points on the naughty nice scale, though I admit I've been penalized a few times too for willfully causing people harm by going to karaoke. "Easy on Me" is not an easy song for anyone even if you're not me though, honestly, right?

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Alicia: mmm, I don't really think I've tried to sing basically ever before. I remember singing the birthday song but that's basically it, so I have no way to judge.

Kattar: and even then you sang it in a ghost's whisper so it was almost completely impossible for anyone to hear you the whole time. I definitely don't think I can sing. It is not something I've ever tried for. I do not do it and I'm not intending to try.

Alicia: I'd like to hear it though.

Kattar: No.

Alicia: (sweetly) pretty please.

Kattar: (long sighhhhhhh) no.

Alicia: you're no fun.

Jinho: Andrew sings pretty well. He doesn't have a lot of range but his voice is nice and he's got a nice even tone when he uses it.

Andrew: (teasingly) yeah, and maybe if you yelled a little less and stopped drinking acid you'd be able to sing too.

Jinho: it's called vodka, not acid. And I'm practicing to be in a metal band. When I'm 60 my screams will be the most horrifying thing you've ever heard in your life.

Andrew: They're the most horrifying things I've ever heard RIGHT NOW. (Jinho takes a swig of pure vodka.)

@pjthetoonaddict I legit thought that Crystal only wore shades of blue XDDD

This is good though lol. Though Kattar would have some even more serious issues knowing a strange man was carrying his sweetheart. He'd force himself to get over it if she needed to be carried though. He has a tendency to be jealous, but not selfish, and he tries to force himself to be reasonable even if he'd rather throw a hissy fit.

And it's the same for Kattar. He almost never drinks, and he doesn't get drunk, but even slightly less than sober, he's still more reliable than Alicia when it comes to making sure they don't forget anything etc, though she has a much higher tolerance than him lol.

Interestingly I just got through planning a MUCH MUCH later scene for the story that revolves around this. The first and only planned time in the story when Kattar consumes alcohol.