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Lol this is good. this is very good XD. And Alicia's the same too. Even drunk, she loves Kattar too much to ever cheat on him.
Ozwald: Him? points at Higen hell no! you should have seen him flirting with my sister back home was that on some kind of Kingh flirt book or something?
Hiegn: STOP IT! I was under a lot of stress that day! like you are any better! you can't even get two words in before you get overwhelmed and leave.
They keep arguing about the topic but the short answer is they both suck at it
Higen: I´m not that bad I can follow a tune and all.
Ozwald: I'm pretty bad at it I wouldn't-
Higen: No, he is very good, you would think he had lessons for years but he didn't.
Ozwald: HEY!!! don't tell them that!
Higen: he sings all the time, in the morning, in the shower when he thinks he is alone but he isn't because he forgets he has a roommate, here look I have video proof in my phone.
Ozwald: holding his staff Higen just give me the phone and nobody has to be-
Higen just presses play on the recording and starts to run
Ozwald: You little!
Higen: people deserve to know how good you are!!!
Leia: Unfortunately, I'm a sucker for guys with strong jawlines, short neat hair, muscles like they hit the gym. I'm cliche, I know so sue me.
Riley: silence
Leia: come on, you know you have one.
Riley: no, leave me alone.
Leia: Riley's ideal type is light skinned black girls with thin, long-legged builds-
Riley: no it isn't shut up-
Leia: Specifically it's this girl at our school, now why on earth he would have a crush on someone like that I'll never know. If you were gonna go gaga over someone i'd at least pick someone sexier like Ivory. I mean that girl-
Riley: Nobody cares what you think, Leia. Just stop talking, please.
Leia: now for fashion I don't care that much, sports wear, athletic wear, whatever it works for me. Riley likes girls who dress like cheerleaders. Riley shoves her off the couch
Riley and Leia: Gerard Way.
Leia: (whispers behind her hand) Miley Cyrus.
Riley: She has a huge girl crush on Miley Cyrus.
Leia: Okay but who doesn't though? I'm not crazy here. I'm also think Ravi Ross is pretty cute, and Sabrina Carpenter and Debby Ryan are so pretty.
Riley: Yes yes, we know, you have a Disney addiction.
Leia: I do not, I barely watch it, but their actors are cute. Also Corbin Bleu
Riley: this could take a while.
Leia: I could be good at it if I wanted to be but I don't care.
Riley: No you couldn't.
Leia: agree to disagree, you're my brother, and you're like six, your opinion doesn't matter.
Riley: Your argument would be stronger if you knew how to count, I'm 15, and that's more than old enough to know whether someone is good at flirting.
Leia: well those who can't judge.
(this is free for everyone to read on my Patreon public posts:
Leia: Actually yes. I mean I'm not Miley Cyrus, but I CAN sing pretty well if I do say so myself. Riley can sing too, though he won't do it in public.
Riley: I used to be able to sing okay, but nowadays...my...voice isn't doing too well.
10: what is your fashion statement?
Andrew: Fashion Statement?
Kattar: Soft Boy X Bad boy. I like layering leather jackets with sweaters. Soft tops in shades of pink and light purple with black jeans and boots. Snakeskin belts...
Jinho: turns pale and shudders
Alicia: Kattar could go one forever so lets end that here. I don't have an aesthetic, I just wear what I feel like wearing or can get away with wearing since I'm legally obligated to wear clothes whether I feel like getting dressed in the morning or not.
Andrew: well not if you don't go anywhere.
Jinho: No! if you have roommates you have to wear clothes. I will sue! End of discussion.
Andrew: I wasn't suggesting that I was going to stop wearing clothes, chill. I don't have a representative aesthetic of any kind.
Jinho: Yes you do it's "Oops, I forgot I was born in the nineties. Thought I was born in the sixties."
Andrew: that is not a fashion statement.
Jinho: I just wear monochromatic gray usually. it makes it easier to get dress in the morning when I don't have to worry about everything matching.
Alicia x Kattar: You know there are different shades of gray right?
Melissa: I just wear anything. If it feels good on my skin, if it makes me feel happy and pretty, I wear it. I wear Crocs to work. I wear plaid tee-shirt dresses that make my son die with cringe I don't care. My clothes are my clothes I can dress however I want to as long as it doesn't hurt anybody or break the dress code, and The Foundation is EXTREMELY lenient in that respect believe me. The exception is that I'll sometimes wear heels and more dressy dresses for my husband. He's a sweetheart and never says I CAN'T dress how I want to other than joking, but I know he likes to see me looking dressed up and sexy sometimes so I oblige him.
11 What animal are you most like?
Melissa: OOH! I'm a bandicoot. I don't know what bandicoots are like I just love the word. I'll be a bandicoot to my dying day.
Kattar: Obviously a black cat.
Jinho: That is so cursed, but whatever floats your boat.
Alicia: no, his mom actually named him because he reminded her of a black cat. It was a whole thing. She mentions it every time she tells his birth story at every one of his birthday parties.
Kattar: (puts his face in his hand.)
Alicia: (smiling coquettishly) I personally think he's more of a lion though, with that gorgeous head of hair.
Kattar: now who's a flirt?
Alicia: I'm just saying. I'm probably a turtle. I don't move very quickly, and I have a tendency to be shy and closed off around strangers.
Andrew: those are all negative things though, don't be like that.
Jinho: Andrew is a golden retriever.
Andrew: This is true yes. Jinho is a snake. People are easily afraid of him and he seems cold, but he's really not scary when you get used to his whims, unless you do something to tick him off.
Jinho: I am not a snake, and if you ever compare me to a snake again I will strangle you.
Alicia: Ohh, i'm starting to see the resemblance.
Kattar: I think Alicia is a deer headed chihuahua and a Barbet mixed. Chihuahua because she tiny, sweet and cuddly when she's happy with people, but when she doesn't she'll bark until it drives you insane.
Alicia: fine, fair fair. but why a Barbet?
Kattar: Just because of your curls (laughing)
Alicia: do not compare my hair to dog hair.
Kattar: how is that worse than you comparing mine to a lion's mane?
Alicia: Lion's are known for having great hair.
Jinho: That's true, they're like the Jessie J's of the animal world.
Higen: "I get to choose my own clothes" It was not until recently that I was able to pick clothes for myself I was always told what to wear or do so I just pick things that make me happy, or things I think I would look good on, my favorite is the pajamas I have, Ozwald told me is a Tanuki onesie complit with a hoodie, and of course I LOVE the football jacket Ozwald made for me
Ozwald: hum... "Don't mind me or pay attention to me" I just pick things that make me blend into the background
Ozwald: you do mine and I do yours, big guy?
Higen: sure, go ahead!
Ozwald: looks Hiegn up and down Well the obvious answer is a gorilla
Higen: Ozwald!!! that is not true, the ever reliable test known as "What animal are you" said Lion!
Ozwald: I know I'm kidding, you indeed are like a lion but also like a golden retriever, you are courageous and strong like a lion and very loyal and happy like a golden retriever, and I do believe you would bite someone that is mean to me, okay now do me
Higen: Okey squints at Ozwald I would put you in between cute as a kitten and adorable like an otter.
Ozwald: face fully red Higen you can´t just-
Higen: shuus is still my turn, you are like a kitten because you are very graceful and quick, and like an otter because you look really pleased when you do things you like, and your go-to when someone is being mean to me is hissing
Good at flirting?
Carmen/Thunder Chicken: Oh, God, no. This is actually a running joke in Wild Nights, Hot and Crazy Days. I am notoriously bad at flirting, both at doing it and at recognizing when it is being done to me
Daecon: I am the king of flirt. I've never left the bars disappointed.
Good singer?
Thunder Chicken: If there are no laws preventing me from singing, there should be. I am simply awful.
Daecon: I can hold my own at karaoke night. I've written a few songs but nothing has been published.
Fashion statement?
Thunder Chicken: I am rare among gay men in that I do not give a rat's patootie about fashion. Never have. If I'm not dressed in black (because I tend to do things that get me dirty, such as working on cars, building houses, etc) I'm wearing camouflage (I am also an avid hunter).
Daecon: I have recently been introduced to the wonder that is 1980's fashion. Tie die, bright colours, acid wash, tight jeans, I love it all!
12: What makes you laugh?
Melissa: Myself lol. I know I know I should say my husband or my family, but really I'm just such an out of pocket little thing I can't help it. I leave myself in stitches. I love my husband loads but he's such a serious person and my Drigito is just like him. I love my sisters too, and my mamale and bubbe, but honest their all so much more mature than I'll ever be they're always telling me "Melly you have to calm down - you fly by the seat of your pants - you're like mentos and coke - a caffeinated squirrel in the Palmers peanut factory." I'm everywhere all the time all at once. I'm just too much, but I love me that way, and so does my family though they complain a lot too, I can't blame them I mean I'd wear myself out if I didn't have so much energy.
Alicia: I laugh a lot watching the little webdramas I'll see on YouTube. Lots of K-drama clips, and segments from shows like "Friends" and "Blackish," and some Netflix series too. I've never actually watched "Friends." I know it's basically a crime if you watch television. I love "Mad About You," though, it's probably my absolute favorite, it's just so sweet and funny at the same time. It's not good for you if you're single though cuz it'll make you want to get married.
Jinho: Webcomics that I'll read, mostly in Korean. I don't usually watch comedy series, but the ones I read will often have comedy moments, and those'll make me laugh pretty regularly.
Andrew: I follow a lot of comic strips online like "Crab Grass" "Fox Trot" "Adult Children." Those always make me crack up. They're the best. Reading comics is really a hole though, because I never want to wait for them to stock up. I'll take an afternoon and then binge read all the ones I hadn't read yet, and then there's only like two or three comics a week, but that's like eating one potato chip at a time. I have to find more comics I like, but fortunately I don't spend a lot of time online anyway. Talking to Jinho makes me laugh a lot too.
Jinho: why would talking to me make you laugh? Are you laughing at me?
Andrew: no, I just enjoy being around you, plus you're not nearly as stoic as you pretend to be. He's really quite hilarious when he stops trying to pretend he's Scrooge incarnate.
Kattar: I don't read or watch a lot of comedy, but I guess I'm with Jinho, it's usually the funny parts of the Netflix and Hulu series I watch that'll make me laugh. I like "Blackish" too though. I've never seen "Mad About You."
Alicia: What? What nonsense are you wasting your time on?
Kattar: Anything with a car chase scene.
Alicia: (rolls her eyes.)
Kattar: But hanging out with Alicia often makes me laugh too, just when we tease each other.
Alicia: That's true. I think it's pretty normal for people to laugh when they're around their friends, even with things aren't that funny honestly.
HIgen and Ozwlad look at each other and then point at each other
Ozwald: It crakes me up whenever Higen starts to talk in archaic English, or whenever his Knightisums come out, I know is a little mean but I can't take it. Higen is a genuinely nice person who will never use swear words but when he gets close... ajaja-hahaha, he gets all red but manages to not lose his cool is so funny to me! HAHAHAH.
HIgen: I would normally feel offended by such a remark made to mine way of speaking, but I also laugh at your antics so we can call it even, whenever Ozwald flusters or panics makes me smile and laugh there was this time were he... je...hahaha, he got his hands stuck on a necktie and I... HAHAHAHA it hurts it was so funny!!!
13
The cursed question.
How attractive are you?
Jinho: 13.
Andrew: Out of a hundred? Don't be like that.
Jinho: (dryly) Out of ten.
Andrew: OHHHH.
Alicia: Probably like a 7.
Jinho: (coughs into his fist.)
Kattar: What? if we're assuming that 1 is, subjectively, a face only a mother could love, seven is barely above average.
Alicia: Oh, I thought 1 was just average. If one is subjectively ugly, then maybe I'm an 8?
Kattar: (puts his face in his hands.)
Jinho: Try 11 and you'd be closer to the ball park, lady.
Andrew: Or 17.
Alicia: the question is from 1 to 10 we have to stay within the numbers we were given.
Kattar: Actually no, no we don't.
Jinho: Do you even think you're pretty or not?
Alicia: I know I'm pretty I'm just not Rihanna. That's not the same thing as being ugly.
Kattar: Well, I think I'm probably like a 30, 35.
Alicia: (frowning) Okay, that's just being obnoxious.
Kattar: (smiling sweetly) And yet you wouldn't try to deny it.
Alicia: (rolls her eyes, sighing exasperatedly) next question.
Leia: Probably like a 5 or a six?
Riley: what who?
Leia: Me. I think i'm probably like a five or a six.
Riley: what with 1 being average or one being ugly?
Leia: I don't know, ugly I guess. I think I'm pretty average.
Riley: Yeah I don't think so. You're at least an 8.
Leia: (chokes on air) I am not an 8. 8 is like random extras in the back of an episode of a Disney sitcom. I'm not an 8.
Riley: Do you ever look in the mirror, or is it too foggy from you using up all the hot water? Anyway, I'm probably like a 3 or a 4.
Leia: Now we're gonna fight.
Ozwald: I would say... 5 out of 10 honestly I would say lower but my confidence has been improving lately
Higen: I don't like to rank myself because that's something that happens with nobility people always rank you
based on your body, face, or wealth, I think I´m going to pass on this question...
Ozwald: come on big guy cheer up if you ask me you are a 10/10 on being yourself and that's all people should ask of you