Roast ur comic (alternatively, describe it very, very badly)

[radicles]

So my previous thread ( http://forums.tapastic.com/t/the-infamous-your-comic-sounds-like-this-other-thing ) has made a few very funny and ironic responses

Which brings me to this idea— post a link to your comic, and right below that, just roast it. Or make a really wacky summary for it, just for fun really!

I'll start

( https://tapastic.com/series/Case-012 )

Zildren is what would happen if the walking dead got a bad animu adaption... bought & dubbed by 4kids.

[punkarsenic]

There Was a War takes woobifying villains to the next level and looks like its drawn with crayon (oooh this is bad for my ego haha)

[crypt1cchaos]

Not Really a Kid
is just some loser thinking their life is good enough for a comic and putting minimum effort into the art

[sistalsartworkshop]

Jack's Life First he had trouble at the hospital, now life want to kill him too
Myth's and Legends : Erghana She roam the world to roast every enemy she finds

[Down_the_Rabbithole]

My Friends in Distantland or as it's better known by it's alternate title: Alice in Wonderland Wannabe #567!

In this version you get:

-Goth-tastic Alice
-Blue Bugs Bunny
-The lovechild of Edward Cullen and Sonic the Hedgehog
-Mayor Obvious-Villain with generically creepy henchmen
-Grape-flavored mist-wolf

All written in the 1910s just to trick its audience into believing it's classy!

This exciting rehash is written by an animation major who now works as a Starbucks barista, just like every other artsy white girl. The comic is drawn in a decent style you think is original, but is the exact same cartoon style you've seen since the 1940s. Watch as the writing tries so desperately hard to be Disney, that is when it's not wasting 14 pages on a chase scene because the creator has no experience with comics. Seriously, it's not even past that scene yet. We still got two pages left of that stupid scene.

If this obvious inferiority complex disguised as self-depricating humor didn't turn you off, then My Friends in Distantland is for you! You poor, poor bastards.

[Mecha]

Protectors? More like Transformers Lite!

[indagold]

Garden Of Mold Either the author was high or trying to be too deep when they thought making an anti-social loser transform into a mushroom monster and getting jailed within a botanical garden would make sense.

Welcome Back Starts off as ugly a sin, being 6 years old isn't an excuse. It's a typical high school drama that evolves into some alice in wonderland and brave new world rip off with yellow submarine thrown in. The author clearly has issues.

[C0NTR0VERSY]

I don't think I need to say anything for this one

[Quinineer]

Faery Tales is a pink-haired, red-eyed 12 year old riding around on a giant wolf on a mission to beat the everloving shit out of this one guy.

[itsmesoerien]

This is Soerien roasting himself: "They say you're what you eat... But I don't remember eating a chaotic narcissistic god particle"

God of Chaos

[noctuidae]

read rainy day, a webcomic featuring sad children, and vicariously experience fantastical adventures such as going to school and crying in your sleep

[Aspie_Gamer]

A T-1000 robot spends too much time playing video games and after being made fun of one too many times by the other robots snaps and terminates one of them only to show emotion afterwards which doesn't make sense because robots don't show emotion!

Life of an Aspie

[NickRowler]

Crow's Worth is Naruto rip of n promote anorexia an children abuse. It s gross andy should b bannned!!!!1!!

[Ringarune]

Star Pace

A scary mixture of anime idol and romance cliches smashed together with a couple love triangles thrown in for good measure and a horribly unfunny person's attempt to write comedy

Featuring weaboo-anime-nerd arstylu~ it's kawaii desu <3~~~~

[shaneoid77]

Night Twink

Nightwing rip off exposes nipples and fights crime

[navyzerimar]

Vlamirka and The Golden Wolf

A strange mixture of "Samurai Jack" like character design rip off, spelling mistakes and unnecessary violence

[spadesart]

Spire aka 5 or so years late to the vampire craze with a cast of very sad vampires who hate everything

[kristintipping7]

Evil Witch Allie
Teen boy who can see ghosts is attacked by ghosts. Will he survive to adulthood? Who cares! The important question is actually WILL HE MAKE OUT WITH THE BOY HE LIKES?! Also there's a witch, maybe.

[JessJackdaw]

Pest Caravan is a horrible comic using furries to describe nasty taboo topics like social descrimination. I'm pretty sure goddam Dr.Seuss did it first. It's basically the Star-Bellied Sneeches with a Lisa Frank skin over it.

Plus the plot is really dumb. Like really, exterminators that are actually the pests of society? That makes no sense. You don't hire cockroaches to kill cockroaches.

And there's really bad topics like eugenics, acculturation, barrenness, anarchy, and slavery which have no place in fluffy cute comics about animals.

Also, the fantasy classes are actually different species which is only meant to confuse the reader a heck of a lot.

(Oh gosh, I laughed so hard while making this. XD)
Oh and since I'm on mobile and can't make links right:
https://tapastic.com/series/Pest-Caravan

[DavidDaneman]

My comic is either the most rascist, mysogynistic, disturbingly homoerotic comic, or the least.

You can decide for yourself.