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Dec 2019

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

I really wanted to post the entire Bee Movie script here as a joke, but there's an upper character limit that I didn't know about and it stopped me from posting it and I didn't wanna do it in parts so oh well

Cut it in parts and then post it :joy:
Edit wait i can't read

I was literally gonna quote myself as a reply before your edit
Dang it

the bigger your sandwich the smaller your glasses and the cooler your potato.

I must know what is "the sandwich" and "the potato" :triumph:
(And should I reply to every posts?)

Maybe you could say "you are potato to my sandwich" to someone? I have no Idea what does it imply tho. xD

It doesn`t imply anything. I just said some random nonsense that doesnt make any sense.

Guess that is one of the reasons it is the most famous and best selling comics in the world XD

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