Shower Thoughts

[OneHappyChap]

Does soap wash itself...

[aFistFull]

At what point does a jacket become a coat? Seriously, like what length is the cut off point. I need facts and number and in that order.

[KoreanTacos]

The really stupid comic strips i make are generally shower thought ideas like:

Would anyone pee on a bear as a survival tactic?
Why does victoria secret underwears have heart shaped holes between the butt crack?
How do shitty top ten youtube channels come up with their GENIUS videos?

Stupid stuff

[Lyrienn]

Best ideas for a story come up during shower! It's a shame you'll usually loose the energy or inspiration the moment you step out from it. (At least I usually do...)

[jarzebiny]

OR!....That could be totally awesome. I wonder what they would create?

Is ALL time travel a paradox? I mean, if you travel back into the past to change something, then you'll never become the future self that goes back in time to change said event. Right? No? I need serious help with this one.

[gh0stcr33p]

oh yeah me too. and if something distracts me I usually forget

[ratscout]

What the heck was going on behind the scenes when Nintendo released the Wii U and why couldn't they get a single mainline Mario, Zelda, or Metroid game out for it? XD Why did it have so few games in general...

[bear1]

You hold it under water and scrub it until it's all smooth and slippery and has bubbles all over it
(I'm talking about a bar of soap, not liquid one. I doubt you can wash it XD)

[bear1]

Why does victoria secret underwears have heart shaped holes between the butt crack?

Because that's cute AF, that's why

[zuggarts]

I never knew "Canadian bacon" existed until I watched an American show making fun of Canadians and our "fake bacon".

I think I've seen it advertised as "peameal bacon" or something? It's not something I've ever bought at the store. If you ask for "bacon" here in Canadian you will get the "American bacon" that you probably think of when you think of the word.

[yozhikisblue]

Not so much a train of thought as a meditative habit- I'll close my eyes in the shower and imagine that I'm actually outdoors in a thunderstorm. Not all that fun when it actually happens, but something about the idea of thunderstorms while you're in a warm, indoor environment is very cozy. Totally recommend this for other anxious types like me x')

As for actual shower thought tangents- "what if a hero's superpower was spontaneously generating pizza? Would that mean they were summoning the pizza from a pizza dimension, so for every pizza, something in their world would have to be displaced? Could the pizza have any toppings at all? So like, uranium pizza? Shotgun shell pizza? Would that make them the person responsible for supplying their superhero group with everything from snacks to ammo? Maybe they would just ironically be called "delivery man" and even wear the uniform...maybe there would be a subplot where all the heroes have to go to the pizza dimension to fight the invasion of the sandwich people...wait, does that mean the pizza is sentient?"

I neither read nor write much in the way of superhero stories, so I'm not sure what brought this on. Probably just craving pizza. >_>

[baasinsimple]

How does it feel to not feel anything? We don't know this feeling, in the vacuum of space your under the constant feeling of cold & the possibility of death, on Earth we always have our feet on something unless we're jumping, but we must always feel the impact of that jump, When we're sleeping are brains are automatically aware that we're touching something except when it dreams of falling, then you feel the sensation of falling. Then again, do I truly want to feel that sensation of nothingness? Would that be as overwhelming as feeling everything?

...maybe my showers are too long...

[DiegoPalacios]

so that was Victoria`s secret! (mindblown)

[akitsukino]

Rubber shoes were invented so that British cops could sneak around corners.

Rubber shoes today are also sometimes referred to as sneakers!

[darkone4587]

Why am I so lonely? Will I always feel this way or will it get better? Probably only going to get worse overtime.

[Bosque]

In the past, ideas for my comics... one of my comics (not published yet) was born on shower xD

[TimCaloweh]

"Would it be a good idea to make a comics about a transgender FTM who decides to fight in the male underground fight clubs cause they won't let him fight in normal male fighting leagues?"

[jarzebiny]

Fake bacon!? Lolwut. Hmm...I mean, here in the U.S., Canadian bacon is still bacon but just from a different cut of pork. Why it's called "Canadian", I have no earthly idea.

[jarzebiny]

Have you heard of sensory deprivation tanks? There might be one where you live! You float in a very shallow pool of saltwater in complete darkness. There's no sound or anything to stimulate your senses and apparently you "feel nothing" after awhile. I don't know how true that is as I've yet to try one, but it might be as close as you can get. If you're into that, that is.

[HopCrop]

If I had any scientific know-how at all I'd figure out how to make paper out of kudzu and become a millionaire overnight. The stuff apparently grows a foot a day, so it replenishes fast, and it chokes trees to death. What better marketing slogan could there possibly be than "Save a tree: Use more paper!"?