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NickRowler
Oct '16

This sort of reminds me of how sometimes with POC, the bad POC characters will have darker skin than the good POC characters.

Add to that that beautiful black women (in films) tend to be biracial. Black women with darker skin tend to be comedic sidekicks.

tayo_rafferty
Oct '16
NickRowler

XD This too funny! I am dying!

tayo_rafferty
Oct '16
Kamikaze

Here's a better idea, make all the black women in your story angry and/or intimidating. Then make any black men below average intelligence and then kill them all off and get on with the REAL story because the darker your skin the more disposable you are but don't worry the white characters will cry over you and mention you sometimes.

Quinineer
Oct '16

I love thinking of even more horrendous ideas, so:

  • Make all your good characters really smart and pretty! Do the opposite for for all the villains! Villains are only pretty if they're secretly good!
  • Colour code everything! One character only wears neon pink, and another only bright blue! Your MC, being so special, wears RAINBOW.
  • The Villain must wear all black, maybe some red if you're feeling particularly cr8t1ve.
  • All villainous henchmen look the same. No exceptions. They're just clones of each other. Also, give them really terrible armor/weapons because they have to be incompetent for the heroes to look c00l.
  • Villains musT SCREAM ALL THE TIME and give long, dramatic speeches in their dark, mysterious voices.
Aspie_Gamer
Oct '16

Ooh ooh! I got some good advice to give!

Need a badass mofo type character and want to drive home the fact he/she is TOUGH and EDGY? Take a page out of Rob Liefeld's art style and give your one man army every conceivable weapon under the sun and then some. Make sure to also include lots of pouches everywhere on their body. After all, you never know when daddy's little terrorist might need an extra 1,000 ammo clips or a steak knife to help carve up the remains of Bambi's mom to roast over an open flame.

Struggling to draw anything besides basic male and female bodies? Forget that! The only characters people pay attention to in mainstream comics/manga and cartoons/anime are the beautiful people! There's nothing inspiring about a 90 pound scrawny geek or a 400 pound tub of lard who needs to lay off the cheesy poofs or even a vanilla plain jane girl who may be more attractive than the airbrushed busty babe who constantly flaunts what her momma gave her every other minute per episode! After all, there's a reason why comic books and manga sell and it sure isn't because averageness sells!

CelestialNavigator
Oct '16
  • Give them a super speshul familiar/bond animal that will always tell
    them how awesome and pure they are and how it will always stay by
    their side.
  • Bonus points for it to be a dragon or a unicorn or an eagle, at
    least, a wolf or a raven. Who bonded with protagonist because
    they are so speshul.

  • Also all good dragons have colours of precious metals. Or precious
    metals AND primari colours. If they aren't it's obvious that they are
    evil. Black dragons? Totally evil. Albino one(s)? Even more evil.

  • They are a warrior woman? Great give them barely there chain-mail
    pink fur bikini! And rainbow hair with pink locks here and
    there. And pink eyes too.

  • Bonus points if eyes change colour according to their
    mood. High heels ala pumps are a must. Square heel? Nah,
    forget it.
  • She absolutely must be a virgin! So that your audience would know
    that she must wear white.
  • Background? Screw that! Just throw in some feathers or flowers or bubbles or sakura petals! So you still want some background?
    Just grab some gradients in photoshop

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antimekii
Oct '16
  • Always keep atleast one tsundere in a story. People love tsunderes.
  • Keep your character in one costume, characters don't need to change
    clothes. If it gets ruined make sure to replace it with the same one.
  • Deep friendships between girls and boys doesn't exist, make them fall
    inlove with one another (bonus: insert a disposable rival to make
    them realize their love)
  • If a character have glasses, make sure to remove it when it's their time to shine
  • Make your female character look strong by slapstick comedy
J.Lovelace
Oct '16

If you decide to create a loli, make sure you give her as skimpy outfit as possible. Preferably booty shorts and a bikini top on her flat chest.
Also, she should be able to wield a weapon twice her size even without any muscle mass on her thin arms. Bonus points if she can wield it with only one arm. Btw, her love interest should be a plain guy that can't take care of himself.
Trust me, I know what I say.

CelestialNavigator
Oct '16
  • Remember - good characters will always have neat, flat scars and
    only in places where it would be cool. Like over the eye for
    example. Or "X"-shaped one on their cheek. Or forehead. Or back.
    Because ugly scars are for ugly evil people. But you can also give pretty
    scars to everyone of you feel like it.
  • Unusually coloured/shaped hair marks main character. Okay, maybe
    their love interest too.
  • Have a obviously evil character? Don't forget to give them red eyes.
    Do the same, if your protagonist has a secret evil superpowered side.
NickRowler
Oct '16

-If a ordinary man puts on a dress or skirt, he turns instantly into a feminine girl and no one can tell that he is actually a man
-Oh and make this cross-dressing man kinky as hell because you have some fetish or something
-When writing a mother character, make her pretty pure saintly angel, an ugly nagging hag, or really sexy.
-When writing a father character, just make him really really really stupid. Or a boozing abusive asshole.
-The playboy who can get ANY girl should then turn around and just want your plain jane MC.
-All disabled people should have whiny self pity backstories. Like "she was blind and everyone hated her and no one understood her, she had a gift but no one would even give her a chance."

Zanreo
Oct '16
  • Designing a monster/alien/ect species? Make sure the females look more like attractive human women while the males look more like actual monsters! It's called sexual dimorphism, you know.

I always found it weird when female anthros would have hair when the males didn't... I usually design anthros with human head hair but that goes for all my anthro characters regardless of gender.

indagold
Oct '16
spadesart

Bun titties were the least of it, the mouth looked horrifying. Every time I see it i'm reminded of this:

Doubtcent
Oct '16

Make your characters look exactly like your favorite character, with perhaps some small changes like hair color or a different name. Boom. Instant fame.

hdvictor
Oct '16

The protagonist must wear black all over, top to bottom. And the bad guy has to wear white (also have white hair) and make sure it's all over as well. The one trait both have to share is they must have lots of zippers. Zippers on their shirt pockets, their arms, shoulders, down the sides of pants, on their butts, double zippers in front, zippers EVERYWHERE! Oh, but for some reason their shirt is a button up shirt, very important.

CelestialNavigator
Oct '16
  • Oh! Don't forget goggles! But make sure that protagonist never ever
    uses them for actual eye protection.
tayo_rafferty
Oct '16

If you're going to have any kind of atrocity within the back-story of any character like if a character was once raped make sure to use it purely for shock value and titillation DO NOT approach it in any serious philosophical or intellectual way.

kevincomicart
Oct '16

I've always disliked characters that had to say their unique phrase at the end of every speech bubble... makes reading it tedious haha.

indagold
Oct '16

One I forgot, If you make a strong, muscled character make sure they don't look like a regular weight lifter. Make them look like this: